Relationship advise?

[Khorne]

Originally Posted by ftc~brz

I hope this theory to be true when op is in lock up and he drops the soap

After a few days in lockup it will be a very easy entrance

[ftc~brz]

^dat sig doe lmmfao

[sklimo]

Originally Posted by Marchy

yeah but you want his moms pics, we want her moms pics

IDGAF who's mom it is. Where are the FUCKING pics????

[finch1750]

I think we broke him. This is way more boring the the prom thread

[sklimo]

Originally Posted by finch1750

I think we broke him. This is way more boring the the prom thread

If it's him he broke himself. If not it's still funny as shit.

[Manic]

Originally Posted by finch1750

OPs mindset:

If heres grass on the field play ball. If not, go in the back and play in the mud.

In a similar vein of advice for people in committed relationships and hell-week rears it's ugly/angry head: "If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead."

Back on-topic, CJ. If your well thought out messages won't work, use the time test method of capturing a girl's attention. Hand brake turns.

Confirmed by TOP analysts that women of any age demographic cannot observe a well-executed hand brake turn without getting weak in the knees.

[chas3wba0]

Originally Posted by Manic

In a similar vein of advice for people in committed relationships and hell-week rears it's ugly/angry head: "If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead."

Back on-topic, CJ. If your well thought out messages won't work, use the time test method of capturing a girl's attention. Hand brake turns.

Confirmed by TOP analysts that women of any age demographic cannot observe a well-executed hand brake turn without getting weak in the knees.

Great, now he's gonna go crash his car attempting this and make a whiny "totaled or not" thread

[Manic]

Originally Posted by chas3wba0

Great, now he's gonna go crash his car attempting this and make a whiny "totaled or not" thread

Fair enough, though I did mention "well-executed". Although, judging by the OP, I wager his attempt at a hand brake turn will go like this:

"I am pulling on my hand brake to try and break the rear loose. I've kept traction control on because I was afraid. Afraid, that if I cocked up it would total my car. I don't want to file an insurance claim because I'm about to lapse on my payment. I've tried to practice power sliding in my mom's corolla by sliding some food trays under the rear wheels. I can honestly say I've never had to use opposite lock before, and I can't even explain how it's supposed to work. At the same time, it's the greatest feeling in the world but it's also not because I spun into a lamp in the parking lot. I need you to know that I've seen plenty of people do it and have done it myself dozens of times. I know that it didn't work out this time, but it's the truth. I want you to know that you're the only person I've shown it to where it didn't work. Hand brake turns are my unspoken passion although I can't quite prove that I can do it. I just want you to know, in my eyes, I've totally done at least six. I believe you know why I'm trying so hard to power slide, and I've struggled to find the right point to release the hand brake. I totally did it and think you should ride my knob."

[chas3wba0]

Originally Posted by Manic

Fair enough, though I did mention "well-executed". Although, judging by the OP, I wager his attempt at a hand brake turn will go like this:

"I am pulling on my hand brake to try and break the rear loose. I've kept traction control on because I was afraid. Afraid, that if I cocked up it would total my car. I don't want to file an insurance claim because I'm about to lapse on my payment. I've tried to practice power sliding in my mom's corolla by sliding some food trays under the rear wheels. I can honestly say I've never had to use opposite lock before, and I can't even explain how it's supposed to work. At the same time, it's the greatest feeling in the world but it's also not because I spun into a lamp in the parking lot. I need you to know that I've seen plenty of people do it and have done it myself dozens of times. I know that it didn't work out this time, but it's the truth. I want you to know that you're the only person I've shown it to where it didn't work. Hand brake turns are my unspoken passion although I can't quite prove that I can do it. I just want you to know, in my eyes, I've totally done at least six. I believe you know why I'm trying so hard to power slide, and I've struggled to find the right point to release the hand brake. I totally did it and think you should ride my knob."

Nailed it.

[ftc~brz]

Originally Posted by finch1750

I think we broke him. This is way more boring the the prom thread

hahahaha, he peaked in high school.....

[mike the snake]

LOL. Priceless!

Originally Posted by Manic

Fair enough, though I did mention "well-executed". Although, judging by the OP, I wager his attempt at a hand brake turn will go like this:

"I am pulling on my hand brake to try and break the rear loose. I've kept traction control on because I was afraid. Afraid, that if I cocked up it would total my car. I don't want to file an insurance claim because I'm about to lapse on my payment. I've tried to practice power sliding in my mom's corolla by sliding some food trays under the rear wheels. I can honestly say I've never had to use opposite lock before, and I can't even explain how it's supposed to work. At the same time, it's the greatest feeling in the world but it's also not because I spun into a lamp in the parking lot. I need you to know that I've seen plenty of people do it and have done it myself dozens of times. I know that it didn't work out this time, but it's the truth. I want you to know that you're the only person I've shown it to where it didn't work. Hand brake turns are my unspoken passion although I can't quite prove that I can do it. I just want you to know, in my eyes, I've totally done at least six. I believe you know why I'm trying so hard to power slide, and I've struggled to find the right point to release the hand brake. I totally did it and think you should ride my knob."

[Shagaliscious]

Ok, it's starting to annoy me.

It's 'advice' NOT 'advise'.

[airjonny]

Ah I remember when I was a seasoned vet in the friendzone. In high school I wasn't being nice to have sex, I genuinely liked the girls. Until I realized that I was their personal chauffeur/bank/diary.

Some of these girls dont want to be friends. If your friendly relationship revolves around your friend saying "(your name here) can you...", she is no friend of yours and you need to drop her fast. I learned that way too late but I'm glad I did.

[serialk11r]

Originally Posted by airjonny

Some of these girls dont want to be friends. If your friendly relationship revolves around your friend saying "(your name here) can you...", she is no friend of yours and you need to drop her fast. I learned that way too late but I'm glad I did.

I don't know why I'm posting in this thread, which is kind of massive trollbait, but I think quite often the male-female friendships that are actual friendships can move to the "next level" (given the correct dynamic), but most of the time the "friendzone" might not even be as obvious as a girl treating a guy as someone to complain about things to and get favors from. My opinion is that a lot of the time the female is clearly not giving signals and the guy is in denial about it and wants to think that there are signals. Desires and emotions can warp perception.