Picked on by a Ferrari

[fatoni]

i love this thread. i think it speaks highly for the car to have a ferarri owner clearly acknowledge the car as a threat (even though it isnt)

[ihaskrayon]

I'm a little late to the party.

Have a large bags of rocks, for science.
Blast music into headphones.
Trip in front of said Ferrari.
Throw bags high into sky.
Watch rocks dent and ding his superior vehicle.

Say a stupid pun like, "I'm sorry, I was rocking out to my music."

Ask for your rocks back.

[DailyDriver]

Originally Posted by ihaskrayon

I'm a little late to the party.

Have a large bags of rocks, for science.
Blast music into headphones.
Trip in front of said Ferrari.
Throw bags high into sky.
Watch rocks dent and ding his superior vehicle.

Say a stupid pun like, "I'm sorry, I was rocking out to my music."

Ask for your rocks back.

We have a winner. Best solution out there haha

[Missy]

Originally Posted by Kelbyat07

You guys are going to love this

Should've taken that video to the cops, dats assault yo, dude was a major douche.
Hilarious though, really? You can buy his whole family?? Lol

[mike the snake]

LOL Assault with a deadly douche!

[drewbot]

Wait til the kid drives it to school, slowly pick away at his renewal sticker on his plate

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[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by Thehermdawg

Sadly, there are way to many people who act like asshats in SOCAL. Had a run in with one today in fact.

Was driving along today when I saw a guy in an Audi A4 2.0T hauling ass 3 to 4 cars behind me. I'm in the left lane passing all the minivans and Priuses that plague the streets when I notice him riding my bumper.

Now, I always heard that Audi drivers were douches, but I never really believed it. This guy must have been in his mid 40s and he had that look that he was some scumbag businessman or something like that.

So I decide to slow down a little bit and drive directly next to the car in the right lane to hold him up for a little while. I wasn't under the speed limit either I was doing a little above the limit in fact (like 53 in a 50 or something like that). Finally, after awhile I let him pass me and he gets stuck at the next light.

Now this is where it gets good. He rolls his window down and yells "WTF are you doing, I have important places to be." I started laughing hard. He looks and asks why I'm laughing at him and I tell him "Why, you late for your appointment to talk to your doctor about Viagra?" The look on his face was priceless as I drove off when the light turned green.

Somebody wants to pass. You hold him up. Then you call him a douche. Is it opposite day or something?

[gramicci101]

Originally Posted by Thehermdawg

Now this is where it gets good. He rolls his window down and yells "WTF are you doing, I have important places to be." I started laughing hard. He looks and asks why I'm laughing at him and I tell him "Why, you late for your appointment to talk to your doctor about Viagra?" The look on his face was priceless as I drove off when the light turned green.

Translated: "Three hours later after stewing over what a jerk he was for being pissed that I was intentionally blocking him, I thought of a witty comeback and posted it online."

You're the problem, dipshit. You intentionally slowed down and blocked traffic, for what? You a cop? Is it your job to police others' behavior? No. All you're doing is being the douchebag you accuse others of being.

[Thehermdawg]

Originally Posted by gramicci101

Translated: "Three hours later after stewing over what a jerk he was for being pissed that I was intentionally blocking him, I thought of a witty comeback and posted it online."

You're the problem, dipshit. You intentionally slowed down and blocked traffic, for what? You a cop? Is it your job to police others' behavior? No. All you're doing is being the douchebag you accuse others of being.

Oh I'm sorry, if you really didn't like what I did then thats your problem. Don't come on here calling me a dipshit and a douchebag, cause sometimes you need to keep your opinion to yourself. I did nothing to attack you at all, so why are you on here attacking me? Would you say all that to me in person? Just a thought. Trying not to be disrespectful, not here to start a flame war. But if it really bothers you that much, then either keep it to yourself or try and be respectful about it.

[gramicci101]

Sure thing, keyboard warrior. Keep self-righteously obstructing traffic and telling yourself the other guy is a douchebag.

[Thehermdawg]

Originally Posted by gramicci101

Sure thing, keyboard warrior. Keep self-righteously obstructing traffic and telling yourself the other guy is a douchebag.

Keyboard warrior? Whos the one talking shit online? You would never say any of this shit to my face and thats what I love about modern society. They get to share their opinion online with really no repercussions. I'm sorry I offended you so much dude, hopefully you can find a way to get over it. For now, have a nice day bud.

[DailyDriver]

Hey now, I would have done the same thing, if you ride my a$$, I'm gonna do everything in my power to piss you off.

[gramicci101]

Originally Posted by Thehermdawg

Keyboard warrior? Whos the one talking shit online? You would never say any of this shit to my face and thats what I love about modern society. They get to share their opinion online with really no repercussions. I'm sorry I offended you so much dude, hopefully you can find a way to get over it. For now, have a nice day bud.

So what about this makes you less of a jackass for intentionally blocking traffic?

[ButtonMasher]

Hi guys, OP here. Now I know many of you may or may not agree with what @Thehermdawg did and that's cool; everybody is entitled to their own option. But let's try to keep the hostilities to a minimum please. I mean we're all 86/FR-S/BRZ/GT86 drivers and owners here right? Shouldn't we be a big happy community?

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