How many is too many??

[Irace86.2.0]

Clearly someone watched too many Rambo movies.

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by Irace86.2.0

Listen to yourself.

My responses are logical and human. Yours are passive aggressive and robotic.

I am an Apex predator

[Irace86.2.0]

Originally Posted by weederr33

My responses are logical and human. Yours are passive aggressive and robotic.

I am an Apex predator

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[Stonehorsw]

Originally Posted by weederr33

My responses are logical and human. Yours are passive aggressive and robotic.

I am an Apex predator

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[Aztec]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Aztec

too many popcorns

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

too many popcorns

Nahhhh it's not enough! We need more popcorn for our favorite guy

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by weederr33

Nahhhh it's not enough! We need more popcorn for our favorite guy

i'm having toast

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

i'm having toast

In the beginning (or near enough), there was bread. But in the beginning there was no grocery store, baker, fridge or freezer, so a lot of this bread became stale. Probably at some point, somebody got fed up with stale bread and tossed a piece of it in the fire, or at least meant to. Instead, it landed nearby, browned in the glow of the flames, someone found it, bit into it, and voila: toast. A lot of early inventions must have sparked from such frustration.

The Egyptians generally get credit for leavened bread: the British Museum houses 5,000 year old Egyptian loaves, and King Tut was buried with a stalk of wheat, the symbol of Royalty. But Romans usually get the credit for toast. Whether they actually discovered that fire plus bread equals an entirely different savory golden-brown treat, or whether they just liked the idea and popularized it, is uncertain, but either way they took charge of the branding. “Tostum” is Latin for scorched, and toast was made by putting stale bread on a stone near fire, and later, on a wire frame over fire.

For the next several hundred years, toast and bread were—in a way that is hard to fathom in the era of gluten-free everything—a hot-button issue. While his subjects toasted brown bread in abundance, Caesar made the serving of brown bread to a Roman elite a crime punishable by prison time. Years went by, empires rose and fell, the toasting fork was invented, and bread remained central to Western culture. In the 17th century, bakers were so important in French society that George Sand declared their power was second only to the church. The French passion for bread was both patriotic and a little weird: “The French believed the baker’s oven to be the national womb,” writes Stewart Allen in In the Devil’s Garden, “and the baguette to be the penis.” An unmarried daughter was often told to sit atop a bread oven to make her appear more attractive to potential suitors.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by weederr33

In the beginning (or near enough), there was bread. But in the beginning there was no grocery store, baker, fridge or freezer, so a lot of this bread became stale.

Hold it right there... If there was no baker,

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

i'm having toast

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