Man card...revoked or not?

[Hypnocracy]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Hypnocracy

You many recall the previous thread...


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There has been an update...nothing tawdry Tcoat I promise



For the past 3 years Homer comes around my home 2-3 times a week...he keeps a bottle of his favorite bourbon here and uses my DVR to record TV shows...things not allowed at his mothers house...but, recently the visits have dropped off and the bottle not replaced...


Previously he has approached my wife (and her accounting skills) to start a small business...documentation arrived and she needed to discuss the next steps...when she called the conversation went something like this...


Homer- Hello sweetie
La Deanita- ?...Hey
Homer- I just arrived at the restaurant and am getting a bite to eat...
La Deanita- Oh Ok...the documentation arrived when do you want to get together an discuss?
Homer- Ahh La Deanita?...Sorry I thought it was Lucy




Turns out Homer and his spring love has sprung...I knew he protested too much...and now know the reason for lack of recent visits...

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