When you finally let the girlfriend drive your car and...

[nextcar]

Originally Posted by Cole

My girlfriend has a habit of spilling coffee all over my car.

Uh huh... sure... next I suppose it will be that the "girlfriend" spilled on the keyboard...

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Lol, the first time it happened, yes my fault. Next two times, combination of heavy dinner and alcohol made issues on the trip home inevitable. She gets mild motion sickness so I'm usually pretty gentil when she's in the car.

PS, I don't drink so I'm always the one driving...

Edit, I'm now in the doghouse unless I tell you it's entirely my fault and she only throws up when I am driving.

Of course it's YOUR fault ....... the sooner you learn that, the better off you're gonna be .......

MAYBE, just maybe, she is just self gagging in order to not have to have sex with you when you arrive home (of course, that most likely, wouldn't slow YOU down) .......

However, in case it's real ...... here ya go......


humfrz

[Cole]

Originally Posted by nextcar

Uh huh... sure... next I suppose it will be that the "girlfriend" spilled on the keyboard...

Nope, that coffee spill was straight up my fault. She has spilled coffee in my car 8 times.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Cole

My girlfriend has a habit of spilling coffee all over my car. Then she stares blankly at me like she doesn't know what to do.

She only tends to throw up in Ubers.

Here ya go!



humfrz

[Cole]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Here ya go!



humfrz

To fix the issue, I got her a Contigo coffee mug, which requires you to press and hold a button, in order for the mug to open up to drink from.

It has the added bonus of keeping coffee hot for like 6 or 8 hours.

[Clipdat]

I think you know what you need to do:

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Originally Posted by Cole

Nope, that coffee spill was straight up my fault. She has spilled coffee in my car 8 times.

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by humfrz

MAYBE, just maybe, she is just self gagging in order to not have to have sex with you when you arrive home (of course, that most likely, wouldn't slow YOU down) .......

humfrz

[shiumai]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I know you know what I meant. Couldn't waste the cut up the girlfriend joke though.

It could also give another dimension to '...'til death do you part...'

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by sniffpetrol

I've been single since I got my FRS so it's not a problem I've had to deal with. I was hoping to attract the ladies with my nice new car but only car guys are interested so far...

This is your opportunity to catch a ****. Don't miss it!

Originally Posted by Mr.ac

.....
My guess, there never was a girlfriend.

There was, however, a warm hand...moss. Never mind.

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Dude, in Pitt Meadows Canada...

Hey, guy, you spent a week in California and now you're talking like a surfer dude? What's that aboot, eh?

Originally Posted by Spuds

I'm not sure if this would be better or worse than the time my fiance threw up all over the inside AND outside of my FRS...

One girl, one car, or two girls, one cup?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Hit a nerve, there, Spuds ......

Reminds me of the time back in the BOQ (Bachelor Officer Quarters) of Coleman Barracks in Germany.

The officers of an armored cav squadron were housed on the first floor (they were animals). Us Infantry officers (and gentlemen) were housed on the second floor.

Now, it's Saturday night and the cav officers were having a really loud party, including German girls (which were not allowed in our quarters).

About 0200, one of the officers (one of the animals) came upstairs and ask if we were interested in having sex with one of their girls.

Lt Blankenship said he would check it out ....... and I followed him downstairs. There in a bedroom, lie this poor German girl, naked, passed out in a pool of vomit, beer and Lord knows what other fluids ......

Blankenship and I told the "animals" to stand down and we carried this poor girl upstairs and stuck her in a shower and cleaned her up. We couldn't find her clothes, so we dressed her up in an old fatigue uniform and put her to bed.

The next morning, she was still pretty much groggy but at least knew her address. So, we propped her up in the back of Blankenship's POV (Privately Owned Vehicle) and smuggled her out past the gate guards of the BOQ area.

We hailed her a cab and paid the cabby the fare to take her home.

The cav officer later got killed in Vietnam. Blankenship became a medical doctor and I retired as pa-pa.


THE END

humfrz

[Clipdat]

Good for you guys! Doing the right thing.

Originally Posted by humfrz

Blankenship and I told the "animals" to stand down and we carried this poor girl upstairs and stuck her in a shower and cleaned her up. We couldn't find her clothes, so we dressed her up in an old fatigue uniform and put her to bed.

The next morning, she was still pretty much groggy but at least knew her address. So, we propped her up in the back of Blankenship's POV (Privately Owned Vehicle) and smuggled her out past the gate guards of the BOQ area.

We hailed her a cab and paid the cabby the fare to take her home.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

This is your opportunity to catch a ****. Don't miss it!



There was, however, a warm hand...moss. Never mind.



Hey, guy, you spent a week in California and now you're talking like a surfer dude? What's that aboot, eh?



One girl, one car, or two girls, one cup?

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

Good for you guys! Doing the right thing.

I refuse to thank men for doing what is so obviously the right thing that only a piece of shit would do otherwise.

[Clipdat]

I didn't say "thanks", I said "good for you".

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

I refuse to thank men for doing what is so obviously the right thing that only a piece of shit would do otherwise.