Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[soulreapersteve]

Oh I got my car back today. Unfortunetly, the new part didn't fix the issue. The next step is to call HQ in Cali but the service hotline is closed on weekends (makes no sense since one would think weekends would be busiest) but w/e.

I'll drive around for the next 2 days smelling gasoline (which I oddly like) then drop the car off Tuesday morning for continued troubleshooting. Kinda frustrating but at least the car is still working, compared to the major issues I've seen on here and elsewhere.

[themadscientist]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

You're*

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Don't forget "an" and, basically, that whole attempt at a sentence.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by themadscientist

Never used by my mom, but my buddy had switching parents. You know, where they were going to beat the shit out of you with a whiplike stick, BUT, you had to go pick it out and bring it to them. Wow, man; that's some psychologically fucked up shit right there.

Ohhhhh........I feel THAT!

We had this big willow tree in a corner of the barnyard ...... which gave you plenty of time to think about it, as my mom stood waiting for you to fetch her "weapon of choice" ........ my father "just" used his hand ....... and him being a farmer .... it might as well of been a log ......


humfrz

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by themadscientist

Don't forget "an" and, basically, that whole attempt at a sentence.

An attempt at an attempt. That was the most painful thing I've had to write.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Now THAT I understand ........


humfrz

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Yes i able be to go far like.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Oh I got my car back today. Unfortunetly, the new part didn't fix the issue. The next step is to call HQ in Cali but the service hotline is closed on weekends (makes no sense since one would think weekends would be busiest) but w/e.

I'll drive around for the next 2 days smelling gasoline (which I oddly like) then drop the car off Tuesday morning for continued troubleshooting. Kinda frustrating but at least the car is still working, compared to the major issues I've seen on here and elsewhere.

DAMN ..... a closet huffer .......

Seriously, keep your windows down, get a fire extinguisherand double your insurance coverage.

DO NOT wear your seatbelt ....... you want to be blown clear ......


humfrz

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

LOL!


Nah, its cuz I was raised with these:










/Asianparents


(I don't advocate for spankings, btw. But I do agree that a lot of parents that I see should try to be less friends and actually be parents.)

Looks like an abortion kit.

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[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Looks like an abortion kit.

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So I get the bottom 3.. but how would the belt be used?

Wait.. do I want to know?

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

So I get the bottom 3.. but how would the belt be used?

Wait.. do I want to know?

It could be used multiple ways.

You could even use it as a lasso to wrangle that sucker outta there if you want a different challenge.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

So I get the bottom 3.. but how would the belt be used?

Wait.. do I want to know?

Originally Posted by Andrew025

It could be used multiple ways.

You could even use it as a lasso to wrangle that sucker outta there if you want a different challenge.

There's also a thing called an 'abortion belt'



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[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

(I don't advocate for spankings, btw. But I do agree that a lot of parents that I see should try to be less friends and actually be parents.)

I got spanked with a hairbrush.

The rare times I spank my kids, I use my hand.

[lizbrayan]

I grew up in a spanish home, where any women in the house would use their little foam slippers that one would think would not hurt one bit. When i tell you that these women would throw these slippers so that theyd turn corners and find you under a bed. It was scary

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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You are an expert at this. I've tried and failed many times.