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echo419 · 05-09-2016, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Or possibly something she had on or in her??????

I donno. she was one vile bitch.

roddy · 05-09-2016, 05:20 PM

roddy · 05-12-2016, 06:18 AM

Dadhawk · 05-20-2016, 11:32 AM

Spotted this sign on my way home yesterday. Story I told MomHawk when I showed it do her:

So I spotted this sign on the way home today and thought, what the heck I got time. Went in, and there was a lovely young lady standing there in her white gown, so I walked up and licked her gently on the neck.

She slapped me and walked off.

Well, I thought, maybe "tasting" means nibble, so I walked up to the next one and nibbled gently on her ear. Again, I got slapped. I said to heck with this, and left.

Good thing too because apparently there was some type of illegal activity going on since as I was pulling out there were several cop cars pulling in. Won't be trying that again.

Of course, then MomHawk slaps me. So does that mean I do need to try again?

Tcoat · 05-20-2016, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Spotted this sign on my way home yesterday. Story I told MomHawk when I showed it do her:

So I spotted this sign on the way home today and thought, what the heck I got time. Went in, and there was a lovely young lady standing there in her white gown, so I walked up and licked her gently on the neck.

She slapped me and walked off.

Well, I thought, maybe "tasting" means nibble, so I walked up to the next one and nibbled gently on her ear. Again, I got slapped. I said to heck with this, and left.

Good thing too because apparently there was some type of illegal activity going on since as I was pulling out there were several cop cars pulling in. Won't be trying that again.

Of course, then MomHawk slaps me. So does that mean I do need to try again?

Maybe it is a typo?

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JD001 · 05-20-2016, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Spotted this sign on my way home yesterday. Story I told MomHawk when I showed it do her:

So I spotted this sign on the way home today and thought, what the heck I got time. Went in, and there was a lovely young lady standing there in her white gown, so I walked up and licked her gently on the neck.

She slapped me and walked off.

Well, I thought, maybe "tasting" means nibble, so I walked up to the next one and nibbled gently on her ear. Again, I got slapped. I said to heck with this, and left.

Good thing too because apparently there was some type of illegal activity going on since as I was pulling out there were several cop cars pulling in. Won't be trying that again.

Of course, then MomHawk slaps me. So does that mean I do need to try again?

I am presuming you weren't arrest because you had a Liquor License.

Tcoat · 05-20-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by JD001

I am presuming you weren't arrest because you had a Liquor License.

Oh my, you do have a rye sense of humour!

Atticus808 · 05-20-2016, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Oh my, you do have a rye sense of humour!

JD001 · 05-20-2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Oh my, you do have a rye sense of humour!

I'll take that as compliment...

Tcoat · 05-20-2016, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus808

you are probably the only other person that will get that pun since the rest of the world calls rye "whiskey".

Dadhawk · 05-20-2016, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

you are probably the only other person that will get that pun since the rest of the world calls rye "whiskey".

Well, there is at least three of us, I was all over it...

JD001 · 05-20-2016, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Well, there is at least three of us, I was all over it...

3 wry chums sitting in bar, talking about the one that got away.. cheers!

Juvenile · 05-30-2016, 05:51 AM

themadscientist · 05-30-2016, 06:15 AM

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