Ask a Guy who Showers 3-4 times A DAY Anything! - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

HunterGreene · 02-12-2015, 05:03 PM

Fortunately they have showers here at work that nobody else uses, otherwise I'd be going home all the time. I have to shower so often because of my unique "All Processed Food" diet of SPAM, vienna sausages, potted meat, saltines, fast food, and doing my best to avoid all organic food (you know Arsenic is organic too, right? Craziness!)

I have to use a large number of lotions and moisturizers as well, otherwise my skin stays drier than the Sahara. My yearly soap and body wash budget is in the Hundreds of dollars, but I don't mind, because I always smell great and the ladies love me (Although that may be mostly due to the fact that I always have lilac-scented hand lotion on me).

So, ask away!

Mods, this is totally tongue-in-cheek and sarcasm. Please don't ban me

Atticus808 · 02-12-2015, 05:07 PM

wow!
i usually shower once or twice a day. maybe once in the morning, and once after work.
but sometimes a do a quick rinse if i had a gross poop

Haeb · 02-12-2015, 05:12 PM

No matter how many showers you take you just cant wash away the memories of that one fateful night, can you??? Those poor poor women........

Eski · 02-12-2015, 05:24 PM

@HunterGreene dinner, tonight... the usual place?

swarb · 02-12-2015, 05:43 PM

do you fart alot? do they stink?

Carlitoz3 · 02-12-2015, 05:51 PM

Does your poop sink?

Special_K · 02-12-2015, 05:54 PM

3-4 Times per day is amateur business. I live to shower! I'm in the shower as I right this!

Eski · 02-12-2015, 05:54 PM

im curious.. between these 3 threads that have now spawned and some how turned to talking about shit smells... whos diet makes the biggest fart cloud with a lighter?

WhiteFRS69 · 02-12-2015, 06:02 PM

so this stuff doesnt get deleted??

but my post in other Threads do????

Tcoat · 02-12-2015, 08:29 PM

I spend too much time here to shower these days!

Captain Snooze · 02-12-2015, 11:50 PM

I maybe looking through rose tinted glasses but I remember the hey-day of washing myself. I like to think of those times as the golden showers.

themadscientist · 02-13-2015, 04:46 AM

Volume, shape and consistency?

HunterGreene · 02-13-2015, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themadscientist

Volume, shape and consistency?

You can do the math if you want, but it's about 6' x 3' x 6' high, rectangular cube, and very airy with solid walls and open at the top.

Tcoat · 02-13-2015, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterGreene

You can do the math if you want, but it's about 6' x 3' x 6' high, rectangular cube, and very airy with solid walls and open at the top.

Fiberglass or acrylic?

02-12-2015, 05:24 PM	#4
Eski Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Drives: '15 Brz Series Blue Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 541 Thanks: 270 Thanked 344 Times in 186 Posts Mentioned: 2 Post(s)	@HunterGreene dinner, tonight... the usual place? __________________ "Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyway." -Robert Downey Jr.

02-12-2015, 05:54 PM	#7
Special_K Bannéd Join Date: Oct 2013 Drives: 2013 DGM BRZ Location: WA Posts: 1,425 Thanks: 1,671 Thanked 2,079 Times in 912 Posts Mentioned: 19 Post(s)	3-4 Times per day is amateur business. I live to shower! I'm in the shower as I right this! __________________ The fascinating thing about my signature is that by the time you realize that it is of no importance, it will also be too late to stop reading it. Good luck getting those five seconds of your life back.

02-12-2015, 05:54 PM	#8
Eski Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Drives: '15 Brz Series Blue Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 541 Thanks: 270 Thanked 344 Times in 186 Posts Mentioned: 2 Post(s)	im curious.. between these 3 threads that have now spawned and some how turned to talking about shit smells... whos diet makes the biggest fart cloud with a lighter? __________________ "Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyway." -Robert Downey Jr.

02-12-2015, 08:29 PM	#10
Tcoat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Drives: 2020 Hakone Location: London, Ont Posts: 69,838 Thanks: 61,656 Thanked 108,295 Times in 46,456 Posts Mentioned: 2499 Post(s)	I spend too much time here to shower these days! __________________ Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar, because Racecar.

02-12-2015, 11:50 PM	#11
Captain Snooze Because compromise ® Join Date: Jan 2012 Drives: Red Herring Location: australia Posts: 7,823 Thanks: 4,053 Thanked 9,565 Times in 4,199 Posts Mentioned: 60 Post(s)	I maybe looking through rose tinted glasses but I remember the hey-day of washing myself. I like to think of those times as the golden showers. __________________ My car is completely stock except for all the mods.

02-12-2015, 05:07 PM	#2
Atticus808 Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Drives: Splash Mountain Location: Disneyland Posts: 1,057 Thanks: 940 Thanked 2,337 Times in 918 Posts Mentioned: 24 Post(s)	wow! i usually shower once or twice a day. maybe once in the morning, and once after work. but sometimes a do a quick rinse if i had a gross poop

02-12-2015, 05:12 PM	#3
Haeb Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Drives: 2014 Scion FR-S Monogram Series Location: Orangevale CA Posts: 157 Thanks: 120 Thanked 145 Times in 63 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s)	No matter how many showers you take you just cant wash away the memories of that one fateful night, can you??? Those poor poor women........

02-12-2015, 05:43 PM	#5
swarb Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Drives: BRZ Location: Los Angeles Posts: 3,052 Thanks: 1,773 Thanked 2,451 Times in 1,271 Posts Mentioned: 79 Post(s)	do you fart alot? do they stink?

02-12-2015, 05:51 PM	#6
Carlitoz3 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Drives: 2013 MT Asphalt FRS Location: Baldwin Park, CA Posts: 1,051 Thanks: 237 Thanked 235 Times in 157 Posts Mentioned: 2 Post(s)	Does your poop sink?

02-12-2015, 06:02 PM	#9
WhiteFRS69 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Drives: 2014 Scion FRS Location: NNJ Posts: 2,289 Thanks: 1,808 Thanked 1,432 Times in 756 Posts Mentioned: 30 Post(s)	so this stuff doesnt get deleted?? but my post in other Threads do????

02-13-2015, 04:46 AM	#12
themadscientist Hotlink Terrorist Join Date: Nov 2014 Drives: 2015 WRB BRZ Spec S Location: "Dirty South" Japan Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,525 Thanked 2,624 Times in 1,196 Posts Mentioned: 12 Post(s)	Volume, shape and consistency?

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