Ask a Guy who Showers 3-4 times A DAY Anything!
 

Fortunately they have showers here at work that nobody else uses, otherwise I'd be going home all the time. I have to shower so often because of my unique "All Processed Food" diet of SPAM, vienna sausages, potted meat, saltines, fast food, and doing my best to avoid all organic food (you know Arsenic is organic too, right? Craziness!)

I have to use a large number of lotions and moisturizers as well, otherwise my skin stays drier than the Sahara. My yearly soap and body wash budget is in the Hundreds of dollars, but I don't mind, because I always smell great and the ladies love me (Although that may be mostly due to the fact that I always have lilac-scented hand lotion on me).

So, ask away!















Mods, this is totally tongue-in-cheek and sarcasm. Please don't ban me :cheers:

wow!
i usually shower once or twice a day. maybe once in the morning, and once after work.
but sometimes a do a quick rinse if i had a gross poop

No matter how many showers you take you just cant wash away the memories of that one fateful night, can you??? Those poor poor women........

@HunterGreene dinner, tonight... the usual place?

do you fart alot? do they stink?

Does your poop sink?

3-4 Times per day is amateur business. I live to shower! I'm in the shower as I right this!

im curious.. between these 3 threads that have now spawned and some how turned to talking about shit smells... whos diet makes the biggest fart cloud with a lighter?

so this stuff doesnt get deleted??

but my post in other Threads do????

I spend too much time here to shower these days!



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I maybe looking through rose tinted glasses but I remember the hey-day of washing myself. I like to think of those times as the golden showers.

Volume, shape and consistency?

You can do the math if you want, but it's about 6' x 3' x 6' high, rectangular cube, and very airy with solid walls and open at the top.

Fiberglass or acrylic?