Ask a guy who showers 3-4 times a week anything

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by dragonboy221

poop doesnt smell too bad. i poop like 3-4 times a day. light brown color and sometimes dark. and the way it looks varies from small logs to peanut butter texture.

if i eat alot of leafy greens, my poop will have a slight green color.

Do you have pictures? I just want to make sure mine look the same.

[swarb]

Tell me about your workout, intensity, time, what you do, anaerobic exercise and aerobic exercise.

[themadscientist]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

Do you have pictures? I just want to make sure mine look the same.

[Andrew025]

I don't think I'm doing it right.
I eat from my sustainable garden, shower once every week (I don't use soap, that shit is unnecessary) and put my jeans in the freezer instead of washing them and my turds don't look anywhere near how you're describing.

[Eski]

@Atropine wins. i was going to point out your ridiculous name, the fact that you dont know what you drive or where you live, and that you have 20 posts. hope you killed a few good hours at work with your troll job. lord knows @Tcoat loves any excuse to smirk as he posts very accurate and related memes at your expense.

[Choco]

This is probably the weirdest thread I have read.

[Eski]

Originally Posted by Choco

This is probably the weirdest thread I have read.

Agree. Was quite the read at work tho.

[dragonboy221]

Originally Posted by swarb

Tell me about your workout, intensity, time, what you do, anaerobic exercise and aerobic exercise.

i do bodybuilding.

3 day split

chest/arms

legs/abs

back/shoulders

i also burn a shit load of calories when i work. there's alot of running around. im usually drenched in sweat at the end of my shift

[Amaya]

I can ask you anything?
Why did you start this thread? And I would appreciate it if you spent some time in quiet introspection before answering.

[Eski]

OP is 16yo with no job and no babes just an ego and a computer.

Tell me dragonboy, what would be a better turbo for my skyline, a galo12 or galo24?

[Teseo]

Shitting 3-4 times will make your underwear stink.
The poop always sink in those times?

[BRZPDX]

I am a firm believer of healthy eating (pure organic paleo vegan here, pm me with vegan advice, ill text you daily tips) but I take one more step further to eliminate negative energies and toxins from my body.
Pure aluminum material headgear. What's great about this is, you can make this at home using household sheets of aluminum, form it in to a "hat" and place it on our head to protect our organic brain.
There are unhealthy wavelengths flying all over us, penetrating our organic brain which causes many diseases. and the government knows this!
Only organic food products and aluminum head protective shield will protect us, and women dig proactive men.

[teamturbo]

[Sugi]

Originally Posted by Atropine

Instead of asking you about your secret...

I shall breakdown your user handle..."dragonboy221"

dragon
/ˈdræɡən/
noun
1.
a mythical monster usually represented as breathing fire and having a scaly reptilian body, wings, claws, and a long tail
2.
(informal) a fierce or intractable person, esp a woman
3.
any of various very large lizards, esp the Komodo dragon

boy
[boi]
noun
1.
a male child, from birth to full growth, especially one less than 18 years of age.
2.
a young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc.
3.
Informal. a grown man, especially when referred to familiarly:
He liked to play poker with the boys.
4.
a son:
Sam's oldest boy is helping him in the business.
5.
a male who is from or native to a given place.
6.
boys, (used with a singular or plural verb)
a range of sizes from 8 to 20 in garments made for boys.
a garment in this size range.
the department or section of a store where these garments are sold.
7.
boys, military personnel, especially combat soldiers:
Support the boys overseas.

221 which is a number.

Probably references you date of birth or something similar.

Generally when on a forum handle...a "name"+number means that you handle was not original and had to add a number to get it not to directly copy someone elses' handle. On a forum this large it is forgivable. But I would not take advice from a "Name"+random number

So...lets just focus at into those definitions...

Are you...

1.
a mythical monster usually represented as breathing fire and having a scaly reptilian body, wings, claws, and a long tail
2.
(informal) a fierce or intractable person, esp a woman.

Plus....

1.
a male child, from birth to full growth, especially one less than 18 years of age.
2.
a young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc.

Plus....

An unoriginal D-Bag who has to add a number to your handle so it is accepted?


So are you a stinky lizard that has scaly skin due to not showering? Are you a fire-breathing lizard (aka bad breath) because you have bad hygiene?

Are you an immature male child who for some reason thinks any of us give a fuck about how many showers you take a week? How often you work-out a week?

Or is your forum handle just misleading?

the only thing that was missing was one of @Tcoat hilarious photos