Ask a guy who showers 3-4 times a week anything

[cdrazic93]

Originally Posted by dragonboy221

lol, are you trolling me?

Nope! The only quality you left out of your....descriptive visualization of your feces was the boyancy ratio calculated as sink:float percentage.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by dem00n

Organic food.

Imagine if that actually existed.

All food is organic (except maybe Taco Bell since who knows what that shit is made of)

[themadscientist]

So's arsenic.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by dragonboy221

I am being DEAD serious.
want to know my secret?
.

[swarb]

edit*

Originally Posted by dragonboy221

poop.

sink or float?

[Tcoat]

HMMMMM seems to me that last time there was a thread like this it didn't go well for a bunch of people.

Proceed with caution those that choose to remain!

[Eski]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

this is what i was thinking...i read the title of this thread and had to click it....i did not know i was jumping into a 6th grade p.e locker room convo about shit sizes and colors...i get that its off topic but wow... out of pocket no?

[dragonboy221]

Originally Posted by swarb

edit*

sink or float?

sink.

[hanabie]

You smell like donkey. Please dont go to my gym.

[dragonboy221]

Originally Posted by hanabie

You smell like donkey. Please dont go to my gym.

bro, i dont smell. if i smelled, the babes at my work would even get near me.

everytime i arrive at work, they run up to me and hug me. im not fking with you.

try this for a month or two, i guarantee you, that you will see results.

[dragonboy221]

Originally Posted by swarb

3-4 drops a day is healthy. good digestive system.
color, texture seems good, should be like sweet potatoes/yams for texture.
density, it should float, I think you need more fiber.
good to mix try to vary the colors of your diet, greens in addition to other colors.

thanks bro

[swarb]

Originally Posted by dragonboy221

sink.

3-4 drops a day is healthy. good digestive system.
color, texture seems good, should be like sweet potatoes/yams for texture.
density, it should float, I think you need more fiber, less fruity sugars.
good to mix try to vary the colors of your diet, greens in addition to other colors.

[Atropine]

Instead of asking you about your secret...

I shall breakdown your user handle..."dragonboy221"

dragon
/ˈdræɡən/
noun
1.
a mythical monster usually represented as breathing fire and having a scaly reptilian body, wings, claws, and a long tail
2.
(informal) a fierce or intractable person, esp a woman
3.
any of various very large lizards, esp the Komodo dragon

boy
[boi]
noun
1.
a male child, from birth to full growth, especially one less than 18 years of age.
2.
a young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc.
3.
Informal. a grown man, especially when referred to familiarly:
He liked to play poker with the boys.
4.
a son:
Sam's oldest boy is helping him in the business.
5.
a male who is from or native to a given place.
6.
boys, (used with a singular or plural verb)
a range of sizes from 8 to 20 in garments made for boys.
a garment in this size range.
the department or section of a store where these garments are sold.
7.
boys, military personnel, especially combat soldiers:
Support the boys overseas.

221 which is a number.

Probably references you date of birth or something similar.

Generally when on a forum handle...a "name"+number means that you handle was not original and had to add a number to get it not to directly copy someone elses' handle. On a forum this large it is forgivable. But I would not take advice from a "Name"+random number

So...lets just focus at into those definitions...

Are you...

1.
a mythical monster usually represented as breathing fire and having a scaly reptilian body, wings, claws, and a long tail
2.
(informal) a fierce or intractable person, esp a woman.

Plus....

1.
a male child, from birth to full growth, especially one less than 18 years of age.
2.
a young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc.

Plus....

An unoriginal D-Bag who has to add a number to your handle so it is accepted?


So are you a stinky lizard that has scaly skin due to not showering? Are you a fire-breathing lizard (aka bad breath) because you have bad hygiene?

Are you an immature male child who for some reason thinks any of us give a fuck about how many showers you take a week? How often you work-out a week?

Or is your forum handle just misleading?

[swarb]

if you can, get some ph pool strips and check the ph ballance of your sweat, that is one reason why sweat stinks, unbalanced ph. certain foods will upset the balance. also get some salt in your diet.