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ftc~brz · 07-10-2014, 02:36 AM

If you go option 1. Go down the road not across, otherwise your doing it wrong

sklimo · 07-10-2014, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket.BRZ

So many options. Slit my wrists, use my dad's gun. Cut my throat, I want to yet I don't at the same time.

Bro if you're serious, which I highly doubt you are, get help.

If not dive into wood chipper

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:37 AM

This

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Thehermdawg · 07-10-2014, 02:41 AM

Bro, do what all great men do and drink your sorrows away and fuck a lot of hookers. They're getting paid anyways so they don't care how awkward it is. And the pillow talk is nice...

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:42 AM

Hookers and blow.

It's the gross/clean mantra

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sklimo · 07-10-2014, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thehermdawg

Bro, do what all great men do and drink your sorrows away and fuck a lot of hookers. They're getting paid anyways so they don't care how awkward it is. And the pillow talk is nice...

You're doing it wrong if hooker talking. She or he, I'm not racist, should have cock in mouth

Rocket.BRZ · 07-10-2014, 02:44 AM

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklimo

You're doing it wrong if hooker talking. She or he, I'm not racist, should have cock in mouth

Pics or gtfo

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Atropine · 07-10-2014, 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rocket.BRZ

So many options. Slit my wrists, use my dad's gun. Cut my throat, I want to yet I don't at the same time.

As a war vet...and a guy that has been in emergency health care for 16 years.

Either decide you want to die and actually do it. I suggest the gun if you are serious.

Cutting your wrists is what 14 year old girls do when they have no self-esteem.

In the ER...we don't even take the slit wrists thing seriously. We know its just a bitch ass cry for help.

The last thing you want to do is "try to kill yourself" and fail. You may even end up with a permanent injury.

So either use the gun, or perhaps the garage and the Monte Carlo, because I know that thing is putting out serious fumes.

It would be poetic to use the Monte Carlo. It would show your parents that they failed and they only enabled you. Your toy that they paid for...killing their special little man. That would something that would probably make the news...which is what you want because you are an attention whore.

Or you could just get help. Either way, DILLIGAF.
Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Fuck?

sklimo · 07-10-2014, 02:46 AM

Look up kevin. Yo pic

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklimo

Look up

I always do, don't i?

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ftc~brz · 07-10-2014, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklimo

You're doing it wrong if hooker talking. She or he, I'm not racist, should have cock in mouth

^this. Get yer monies worth

ftc~brz · 07-10-2014, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atropine

As a war vet...and a guy that has been in emergency health care for 16 years.

Either decide you want to die and actually do it. I suggest the gun if you are serious.

Cutting your wrists is what 14 year old girls do when they have no self-esteem.

In the ER...we don't even take the slit wrists thing seriously. We know its just a bitch ass cry for help.

The last thing you want to do is "try to kill yourself" and fail. You may even end up with a permanent injury.

So either use the gun, or perhaps the garage and the Monte Carlo, because I know that thing is putting out serious fumes.

It would be poetic to use the Monte Carlo. It would show your parents that they failed and they only enabled you. Your toy that they paid for...killing their special little man. That would something that would probably make the news...which is what you want because you are an attention whore.

Or you could just get help. Either way, DILLIGAF.
Does
It
Look
Like
I
Give
A
Fuck?

This all day. NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER

LadyFRZ · 07-10-2014, 02:48 AM

But if he's gone, no mom pics or no more internet gold from him

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