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Old 05-30-2014, 05:05 PM   #43
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Uh huh. I see where you are going with this.

Sneaky my friend, very sneaky.
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Old 05-30-2014, 05:17 PM   #44
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Dude that's a short novel, not a 'text message' jeez.
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:12 PM   #45
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NEW MESSAGE TIME!!!

"I can see two pussies humping outside my window. They’re meowing so much it’s hard for me to go back to [insert whatever you are doing such as work, video games, etc.]. These cats are getting me going. If I asked you to drop whatever you are doing right now and get that sweet ass over here for some sexy time, what would you want to do? And I want you to be as descriptive as possible."
and I quote, "I'd give you the best bj ever until you felt like you were gonna cum and then you'd slide it in me and pound me so nice and hard and then I'd turn around and you'd do me from behind doggystyle with your big d*** beating my p**** up from behind. After that I'd get on top and start sexily riding you while moaning and moving in up and down and circular motions until you came all over my clit"
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:14 PM   #46
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and I quote, "I'd give you the best bj ever until you felt like you were gonna cum and then you'd slide it in me and pound me so nice and hard and then I'd turn around and you'd do me from behind doggystyle with your big d*** beating my p**** up from behind. After that I'd get on top and start sexily riding you while moaning and moving in up and down and circular motions until you came all over my clit"
I swear if you're lying I will find you and murder you.
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:15 PM   #47
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I swear if you're lying I will find you and murder you.
no lie my friend; I can't make this shit up
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:43 PM   #48
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Old 05-30-2014, 09:46 PM   #49
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That one is just too weird, turned on by animals bro?
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This thread makes me feel awkward.
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and I quote, "I'd give you the best bj ever until you felt like you were gonna cum and then you'd slide it in me and pound me so nice and hard and then I'd turn around and you'd do me from behind doggystyle with your big d*** beating my p**** up from behind. After that I'd get on top and start sexily riding you while moaning and moving in up and down and circular motions until you came all over my clit"
Proof or it did not happen!!!!
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Im on the couch tonight


Thanks ****head
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