The Official Drunk Text Thread - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

GH05T · 02-13-2013, 02:04 AM

We all have them after a good night of drinking. Post your best drunk text messages! I'll start off:

My roommate and I got separated by accident and I ended up having a head start home when i sent this. And yes...I really thought I made a suicidal skunk my pet.

MisterSheep · 10-30-2015, 04:28 PM

M-17 · 10-30-2015, 04:35 PM

Tcoat · 10-30-2015, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M-17

It does add a dash of irony to the OP's username.

Packofcrows · 10-30-2015, 11:17 PM

LOL worst text I sent came true.

Sophomore college year I got drunk on Jameson whisky, James Dean, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels (my brother liquor) and damn bud light/weiser (the red one.)

Anyway, I text my girlfriend of then that: "I loved her so much, I could die, but that we were gonna break up soon." Before this, there were no red flags going up of us breaking up. Anyways, after like 300 texts I noticed I had texted my college professor. Poor dude.

Good thing I didn't call em. He text back up until like 7am. That means we texted back and forth for like 5hrs.

2 months later I left my gf of then. She liked white guys more anyway. /sniff

02-13-2013, 02:04 AM	#1
GH05T Undercover Batman Join Date: Jan 2013 Drives: 2013 Subaru BRZ Limited Location: Jersey City, NJ Posts: 567 Thanks: 120 Thanked 219 Times in 128 Posts Mentioned: 18 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	The Official Drunk Text Thread We all have them after a good night of drinking. Post your best drunk text messages! I'll start off: My roommate and I got separated by accident and I ended up having a head start home when i sent this. And yes...I really thought I made a suicidal skunk my pet. __________________ *"He who shall be last, shall be sideways and smiling." - Jeremy Clarkson*

10-30-2015, 11:17 PM	#5
Packofcrows hey you, yeah you <3 Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: 2014 37J FR-S Location: Monterey County, CA Posts: 2,713 Thanks: 905 Thanked 1,259 Times in 809 Posts Mentioned: 38 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	LOL worst text I sent came true. Sophomore college year I got drunk on Jameson whisky, James Dean, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels (my brother liquor) and damn bud light/weiser (the red one.) Anyway, I text my girlfriend of then that: "I loved her so much, I could die, but that we were gonna break up soon." Before this, there were no red flags going up of us breaking up. Anyways, after like 300 texts I noticed I had texted my college professor. Poor dude. Good thing I didn't call em. He text back up until like 7am. That means we texted back and forth for like 5hrs. 2 months later I left my gf of then. She liked white guys more anyway. /sniff __________________ Got my TRD wheels and TRD louvers. Thanks!!!

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