Funny Car Add for Subaru Ute in AUS

[monkie]

Thought you might like to have a read of this add for a Subaru Brumby Ute in AUS, the add has had over 210,000 hits and has now sold.

Pure GOLD this add was

Link to Add or see below the add if you don;t want to leave the site

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/marga...ad-/1007827310

1991 SUBARU BRUMBY. FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 185,000km

Fabricated from rare minerals excavated from the core of Mount Olympus, artfully designed by Zeus and skillfully handcrafted in the Land of the Rising Sun by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai. This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module.

Searching for a delightful automobile to ferry you to Angus and Robertson to buy Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps cart little Timmy to clarinet lessons? Do me a favour, smash your laptop on the ground, give yourself an uppercut and take a good, long look in the mirror. Frankly, I’m offended.

If, on the other hand, you’re hunting for the most diabolical slab of precious metal to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue…

To date, the most monumental day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That’s about to change! In fact, you’d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to test-drive this barbarian.


FACTS:

In 1885, this car transported the Statue of Liberty to New York City from Paris.

Cast as KITT in 1982’s Knight Rider TV series, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role.

Manufactured in 1991, this Brumby was responsible for the Grunge movement. If Kurt Cobain owned one, Nirvana would still be thrashing out tunes.

I drove it to my last job interview and my employer handed me his résumé.

If you were to be run over by this beast, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank the driver.

When the cops pulled me over a few weeks ago, they were lucky to leave with a warning.


SPECIFICATIONS:

Bullbar forged from unicorn horns.

2 seats (thrones) upholstered with Albino Panda fur.

Stereo system used for sound engineering the U2 360 tour.

Built-in chick/dude magnet (it knows your preference).

Integrated time machine (takes you back to 1991 when you step inside)

Powered by nuclear fusion (makes Coles/Woolies fuel vouchers redundant)

Windscreen wiper jets filled with the tears of Jesus (washes away the most sinful grime)

No power steering (so you better start pumping iron to shred your biceps)

Analogue clock (ask your Grandfather how to read it).


PRICE:

$5,000 or 6.5kg of freshly minted Swiss gold bullion

Reasonable offers accepted.

(Example of a reasonable offer: $10,000 +)

Twitter: @RichWisken

Read my blog - I drink heavily, then write: http://richwiskendrinks.blogspot.com.au

the buyer on selling the car

"My ad has had over 210K combined views and I’m still getting a lot of interest (in the ad, not the car).

"Also, I’d never heard of copywriting until I started getting offered work as one. It seems odd that people are willing to pay good money for someone to write moronic stories. It’s the perfect job for me."

The red Subaru is now in the hands of an anonymous buyer, according to Wisken.

"I can’t be 100 per cent certain, but I think he was a ninja," he joked.

"There was a loud bang, a cloud of smoke and the Brumby just vanished; replaced with a mountain of Japanese Yen. My teams of accountants are still counting and should know the figure in 12 to 14 months."

[2forme]

Reminds me a lot of Maddox. I miss him LOL.