The Official Drunk Text Thread
 

We all have them after a good night of drinking. Post your best drunk text messages! I'll start off:

https://photos-5.dropbox.com/t/0/AAB...60&size_mode=2

My roommate and I got separated by accident and I ended up having a head start home when i sent this. And yes...I really thought I made a suicidal skunk my pet. :bonk:

It does add a dash of irony to the OP's username.

LOL worst text I sent came true.

Sophomore college year I got drunk on Jameson whisky, James Dean, Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels (my brother liquor) and damn bud light/weiser (the red one.)

Anyway, I text my girlfriend of then that: "I loved her so much, I could die, but that we were gonna break up soon." Before this, there were no red flags going up of us breaking up. Anyways, after like 300 texts I noticed I had texted my college professor. Poor dude.

Good thing I didn't call em. He text back up until like 7am. That means we texted back and forth for like 5hrs.

2 months later I left my gf of then. She liked white guys more anyway. /sniff