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ftc~brz · 07-10-2014, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyFRZ

But if he's gone, no mom pics or no more internet gold from him

We got them, on PDF yo

Namuna · 07-10-2014, 02:50 AM

Here you go, a list of how to kill yourself like a man...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

the last one, "lick a hookers' ass" looks promising.

you're welcome.

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atropine

As a war vet...and a guy that has been in emergency health care for 16 years.

Either decide you want to die and actually do it. I suggest the gun if you are serious.

Cutting your wrists is what 14 year old girls do when they have no self-esteem.

In the ER...we don't even take the slit wrists thing seriously. We know its just a bitch ass cry for help.

The last thing you want to do is "try to kill yourself" and fail. You may even end up with a permanent injury.

So either use the gun, or perhaps the garage and the Monte Carlo, because I know that thing is putting out serious fumes.

It would be poetic to use the Monte Carlo. It would show your parents that they failed and they only enabled you. Your toy that they paid for...killing their special little man. That would something that would probably make the news...which is what you want because you are an attention whore.

Or you could just get help. Either way, DILLIGAF.

Does

It

Look

Like

I

Give

A

Fuck?

That's the straight dope right there. Cheers mate.

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kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sklimo

Look up kevin. Yo pic

LoL! Epic timing!

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LadyFRZ · 07-10-2014, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ftc~brz

We got them, on PDF yo

True,true...But for future purposes. More threads= more lulz.

Also, to CJ, being serious. PLEASE get help. Seriously. Get off the computer, and go talk to someone, anybody.

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:53 AM

Or this:

Hold your breath:
Manliness: 9Style: 3Awesomeness: 8Mess: 0
What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed.

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Thehermdawg · 07-10-2014, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyFRZ

True,true...But for future purposes. More threads= more lulz.

Also, to CJ, being serious. PLEASE get help. Seriously. Get off the computer, and go talk to someone, anybody.

This. Yeah get help though. In all seriousness, disconnect your fucking internet forever and get help

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:56 AM

Yup. Talk to a real person. We're all internet assholes.

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ftc~brz · 07-10-2014, 02:57 AM

^yeah, wait no....I mean everything I say....no homo

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:57 AM

My milk is no homo

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sklimo · 07-10-2014, 02:57 AM

^fuckin love this chick

ftc~brz · 07-10-2014, 02:58 AM

^thats so homo

kavanagh · 07-10-2014, 02:59 AM

^Yolo homo

Edit: I found the carrot

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sklimo · 07-10-2014, 03:00 AM

Homo or GTFO

07-10-2014, 02:50 AM	#716
Namuna Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Drives: 2013 Scion FR-S Location: NY/NJ Posts: 273 Thanks: 182 Thanked 173 Times in 89 Posts Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Here you go, a list of how to kill yourself like a man... http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide the last one, "lick a hookers' ass" looks promising. you're welcome. __________________ --- --- Namunas' FR-S Journal

07-10-2014, 02:59 AM	#727
kavanagh Fat on Corn Syrup Join Date: Dec 2013 Drives: 2014 Asphalt FRS AT (yes, auto!) Location: Secret Volcano Base in Gilbert, AZ Posts: 801 Thanks: 3,372 Thanked 2,748 Times in 1,094 Posts Mentioned: 29 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	Relationship advise? ^Yolo homo Edit: I found the carrot Sent from a secret volcano base using trained sharks

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07-10-2014, 02:53 AM	#720
kavanagh Fat on Corn Syrup Join Date: Dec 2013 Drives: 2014 Asphalt FRS AT (yes, auto!) Location: Secret Volcano Base in Gilbert, AZ Posts: 801 Thanks: 3,372 Thanked 2,748 Times in 1,094 Posts Mentioned: 29 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	Or this: Hold your breath: Manliness: 9Style: 3Awesomeness: 8Mess: 0 What you need: balls. How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground. Step 1: Hold your breath. Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3. Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed. Sent from a secret volcano base using trained sharks

07-10-2014, 02:56 AM	#722
kavanagh Fat on Corn Syrup Join Date: Dec 2013 Drives: 2014 Asphalt FRS AT (yes, auto!) Location: Secret Volcano Base in Gilbert, AZ Posts: 801 Thanks: 3,372 Thanked 2,748 Times in 1,094 Posts Mentioned: 29 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	Yup. Talk to a real person. We're all internet assholes. Sent from a secret volcano base using trained sharks

07-10-2014, 02:57 AM	#724
kavanagh Fat on Corn Syrup Join Date: Dec 2013 Drives: 2014 Asphalt FRS AT (yes, auto!) Location: Secret Volcano Base in Gilbert, AZ Posts: 801 Thanks: 3,372 Thanked 2,748 Times in 1,094 Posts Mentioned: 29 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	My milk is no homo Sent from a secret volcano base using trained sharks

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