Top 5 Reasons California Is The Best - Page 2 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

86MLR · 09-30-2020, 06:05 AM

I went there once with work for a couple of months.

1. crime
2. poverty
3. drought
4. drugs
5. fake people

My favourite part about California was when it was time to leave....

Spuds · 09-30-2020, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by DAEMANO

HAHAHA

We livin rent free in how many people's minds? Post on...

MF'ers startin threads, writing songs and shit about us. Too funny.

You think about us constantly. Funny thing is, we don't think about you at all.

GO LAKERS!

I know this is a joke thread, but have you considered that may be the root of the problem here?

ScoobsMcGee · 09-30-2020, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by soundman98

my top 5 reasons.

1. it's one earthquake away from becoming an island
2. it's on the opposite side of the country
3. it's florida-crazy, but without the humidity and alligators
4. when things get out of hand, it burns itself down
5. they once elected a terminator as a governer

Alligator is delicious, though.

NoHaveMSG · 09-30-2020, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAEMANO

HAHAHA

We livin rent free in how many people's minds? Post on...

MF'ers startin threads, writing songs and shit about us. Too funny.

You think about us constantly. Funny thing is, we don't think about you at all.

GO LAKERS!

Did you just get offended by a joke thread?

Tcoat · 09-30-2020, 09:47 AM

I liked my visits to California. It was nice there.
Can't say the same for my trips to Texas. Mind you those trips were always to audit safety in cattle slaughterhouses so not nearly as much fun.

Spuds · 09-30-2020, 09:55 AM

Well, why not... (This is mostly SoCal)

1. Per diem rates are high
2. No humidity
3. Canyons
4. Good, cheap Mexican food
5. Per diem rates are high

weederr33 · 09-30-2020, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

Did you just get offended by a joke thread?

I love JP Sears

JD001 · 09-30-2020, 12:21 PM

The last time I was in LA, the people I met were either in the film business or trying to get into the film business and everyone else was looking for a fight...

Got out of LA and things went kinda normal, when I say normal I mean normal for California.

DAEMANO · 09-30-2020, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Spuds

I know this is a joke thread, but have you considered that may be the root of the problem here?

Considered it, doesn't that doesn't hold up. Californian's don't trash other states in the volumes we see coming inbound, but you guys can't seem to stop thinking about us. Writing about us. Staring at us. You secretly love us. Admit it.

GO LAKERS.

DAEMANO · 09-30-2020, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by weederr33

1. Taxes
2. Wildfires
3. No rain
4. Noise Regulations
5. @strat61caster

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

Did you just get offended by a joke thread?

I was joking! You know sarcasm? Why are you offended? This totally works, see how I've mystically reframed things? You're confused aren't you? Look into my eyes... You're getting very sleepy....

LOL, we in CA love all your concern. Keep thinking about us. It's killing us. We're fading into obscurity here.

NoHaveMSG · 09-30-2020, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DAEMANO

I was joking! You know sarcasm? Why are you offended? This totally works, see how I've mystically reframed things? You're confused aren't you? Look into my eyes... You're getting very sleepy....

LOL, we in CA love all your concern. Keep thinking about us. It's killing us. We're fading into obscurity here.

Sure.

The first state I lived in was CA, does that make me a Californian? Please say no, I don't think I could take the bad news.

WildCard600 · 09-30-2020, 02:30 PM

California love
California knows how to party
California knows how to party
In the city of L.A
In the city of good ol' Watts
In the city, the city of Compton
We keep it rockin', we keep it rockin'

DAEMANO · 09-30-2020, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

Sure.

The first state I lived in was CA, does that make me a Californian? Please say no, I don't think I could take the bad news.

Them jokes obviously had nothing to do with the way you really felt about things...

Boy calling it a joke thread sure was sly. So smart! Fooled everyone. We're mystified.

Gosh, how do us lamented Californians (you know, the people in state with the most universities) keep up with these immeasurably clever tactics? Sucks so bad to be hated on the internet by people that don't live here. So bad... I guess we're just going to have to live with ourselves, contemplating your feelings, on the beach in another day of pristine weather, great food, fine women, and a huge economy. It's agony.

GO LAKERS

bcj · 09-30-2020, 02:58 PM

Would be considerate if you didn't outsource all the vape smoke.
Sun is red at noon up here again today. Cheers!

GO SONICS ... oh, they did.

09-30-2020, 06:05 AM	#15
86MLR Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Drives: 2002 VX Commodore SS LS1 Auto Location: Sydney Posts: 2,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 2,185 Times in 1,111 Posts Mentioned: 13 Post(s)	I went there once with work for a couple of months. 1. crime 2. poverty 3. drought 4. drugs 5. fake people My favourite part about California was when it was time to leave.... __________________ Disclaimer: This post represents the official views of the voices in my head at the time of posting. http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133311 I'm only here for the biscuits

09-30-2020, 09:47 AM	#19
Tcoat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Drives: 2020 Hakone Location: London, Ont Posts: 69,838 Thanks: 61,656 Thanked 108,295 Times in 46,456 Posts Mentioned: 2499 Post(s)	I liked my visits to California. It was nice there. Can't say the same for my trips to Texas. Mind you those trips were always to audit safety in cattle slaughterhouses so not nearly as much fun. __________________ Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar, because Racecar.

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bcj Geo Tyrebighter Esq Join Date: Mar 2013 Drives: '13 scion fr-s Location: pnw Posts: 4,324 Thanks: 6,780 Thanked 5,270 Times in 2,296 Posts Mentioned: 43 Post(s)	Would be considerate if you didn't outsource all the vape smoke. Sun is red at noon up here again today. Cheers! GO SONICS ... oh, they did. __________________ -- "I gotta rock." -- Charley Brown

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