Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Sounds like the wife's new Impreza!

Fun to set the climate control though!

Simply push button on wheel and say "Set driver's temperature to 71"
Car replies (in a rather sultry voice) "Setting drivers temperature to 71"

Only way I can get a woman to do what I ask without even a little debate!

Is there a mod for an extra sultry voice?

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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

Is there a mod for an extra sultry voice?

No. We get ichi.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

Is there a mod for an extra sultry voice?

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Not yet but just wait!

Just a good thing it is made in Indiana since I don't speak Japanese (I barely speak Indianaese either though)

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Sounds like the wife's new Impreza!

Fun to set the climate control though!

Simply push button on wheel and say "Set driver's temperature to 71"
Car replies (in a rather sultry voice) "Setting drivers temperature to 71"

Only way I can get a woman to do what I ask without even a little debate!

I hear that ...... especially the one in my Garmin that keeps yelling at me in a disgusted voice ........"RECALCULATING"!




humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Not yet but just wait!

Just a good thing it is made in Indiana since I don't speak Japanese (I barely speak Indianaese either though)

THEY ...... barely speak Indianaese ......


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I hear that ...... especially the one in my Garmin that keeps yelling at me in a disgusted voice ........"RECALCULATING"!

You should make that your custom user title.

[Dadhawk]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, I suggest ol @Dadhawk sell his FR-S to his son ...... and get that Buick he has been secretly eyeballing ......

Nope sorry but this is the old geezer car I'm planning on....

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

"RECALCULATING"

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

That works on so many levels!

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

[Cole]

Am considering a motorcycle again. Will do it proper and get a childs bike (125-300cc) since I've proven to myself I am not responsible enough to ride something that will hit 162 in second gear and 240 when I have some open road. Really digging the Honda Grom, but that eliminates basically any road with a speed limit of 80+, which won't work when I want to go to the cottage, so a 250 or 300 seems to be the ideal.

Gotta get my damn license again, and convince the old man to be the primary rider, so instead of paying 12000 (yes, not a typo, twelve thousand) per year, I pay 600 per year. This way, I only need to feel bad about my mom crying every time I go out on the bike, and not feeling bad about my mom crying and being broke as fuck at the same time.

I'll also probably wear proper protective clothing 99% of the time I'm on the bike, instead of slim jeans, tennis shoes, a wife beater and carbon knuckle gloves. Wait, I was that douchey 20 year old, wasn't I?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

Am considering a motorcycle again. Will do it proper and get a childs bike (125-300cc) since I've proven to myself I am not responsible enough to ride something that will hit 162 in second gear and 240 when I have some open road. Really digging the Honda Grom, but that eliminates basically any road with a speed limit of 80+, which won't work when I want to go to the cottage, so a 250 or 300 seems to be the ideal.

Gotta get my damn license again, and convince the old man to be the primary rider, so instead of paying 12000 (yes, not a typo, twelve thousand) per year, I pay 600 per year. This way, I only need to feel bad about my mom crying every time I go out on the bike, and not feeling bad about my mom crying and being broke as fuck at the same time.

I'll also probably wear proper protective clothing 99% of the time I'm on the bike, instead of slim jeans, tennis shoes, a wife beater and carbon knuckle gloves. Wait, I was that douchey 20 year old, wasn't I?

Get an off-road bike and learn to fall in wet grass and mud. Do that a lot.

It will make you a MUCH better rider.

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Cole

Am considering a motorcycle again. Will do it proper and get a childs bike (125-300cc) since I've proven to myself I am not responsible enough to ride something that will hit 162 in second gear and 240 when I have some open road. Really digging the Honda Grom, but that eliminates basically any road with a speed limit of 80+, which won't work when I want to go to the cottage, so a 250 or 300 seems to be the ideal.

Gotta get my damn license again, and convince the old man to be the primary rider, so instead of paying 12000 (yes, not a typo, twelve thousand) per year, I pay 600 per year. This way, I only need to feel bad about my mom crying every time I go out on the bike, and not feeling bad about my mom crying and being broke as fuck at the same time.

I'll also probably wear proper protective clothing 99% of the time I'm on the bike, instead of slim jeans, tennis shoes, a wife beater and carbon knuckle gloves. Wait, I was that douchey 20 year old, wasn't I?

Ouch. Don't remind me. 16, sneakers, shorts, T-shirt and sunglasses on a Honda 100