Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

Tryin' to think of this month's POTM theme...

Spring springs.
Or Spring Break

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Spring springs.
Or Spring Break

I'm lost here...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

I'm lost here...

Springs in spring (lowered)

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Springs in spring (lowered)

AH~~~~~~ got it your old-geezer pun.

If no one give me an idea, I'll prob go w that.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

AH~~~~~~ got it your old-geezer pun.

If no one give me an idea, I'll prob go w that.

Or spring break


Not this



This

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Or spring break


Not this



This

I know what's #1. #2, IDK... I haven't had Spring Break in years. Living adult life without seasonal break sucks.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

I know what's #1. #2, IDK... I haven't had Spring Break in years. Living adult life without seasonal break sucks.

I haven't had one in 40 years so stop whining. Even when I did have them I usually ended up working on a farm someplace and going back to school was a treat.

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I haven't had one in 40 years so stop whining. Even when I did have them I usually ended up working on a farm someplace and going back to school was a treat.

Haha 40yrs is a damn long time...

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

I know what's #1. #2, IDK... I haven't had Spring Break in years. Living adult life without seasonal break sucks.

Yeah. Seasonal breaks were nice...

[Dadhawk]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I haven't had one in 40 years so stop whining. Even when I did have them I usually ended up working on a farm someplace and going back to school was a treat.

Yea, for me it was roofing...my Father owned a roofing company. That is also how I spent most of my summers. I did well in school for a reason, and joined every club I could for after-school.

That said, MomHawk works in the public school system in healthcare here and has teacher's hours/breaks so I get a spring break, etc because that is when she can take vacation.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

They can try and disguise the taste all they want. It's disgusting.

Yep, mocha or berry ..... both yucky.

Why not pot flavored ......


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Several years ago I had to drink some of that for a scan on what they suspected was a hiatal hernia (part of your stomach slips into your chest above your diaphragm). Got the first mouthful down ok but the following ones had me gagging and chocking so bad I thought I would die. Finally get it all in and they do the scan and find nothing. Doctor figured that all the gagging pushed everything back to where it belonged. Months of suffered gone just from the diagnostic procedure.

hmmmm.......so, maybe a lot of surgery is unnecessary ....... just drink a quart of that stuff ...... OR ....

So, the doctor says to the patent, you have two choices.

1. have surgery, where you go into the hospital, lay on a bed, receive a happy shot, notice a large breasted nurse leaning against you, take a long nap, wake up with a morphine pump in your hand and get served a meal in bed ..... OR

2. drink a quart of barium sulfate, gag, resist throwing up, gag some more, try everything to get the taste out of your mouth and then not eat or drink anything for 4 hours.

Your call .......


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Don't know if I had the same stuff, but it sounds like it.
I had to swallow two liters of gray peppermint cement on an empty stomach.
The day after I discovered 1) It's not water-soluble and 2) it goes almost solid when cold, like putty. It completely clogged up the plumbing in my hotel room.
I left a large tip on the sink and checked out two days early.

First off, you were instructed to drink the whole bottle, NOT just one swallow and try to flush the rest down the toilet.

Secondly, you must have pissed off the office girl that gave it to you ...... then she said to refrigerate it to make it go down easier.

Thirdly, when the instructions that came with the bottle(s), stated to flush thoroughly after use ....... they meant the toilet also.




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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I have no idea what I'm doing

I thought it was in connection to the the thread he started.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night...

....... well, quit posting until you at least take a nap.





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