Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Don't know if I had the same stuff, but it sounds like it.
I had to swallow two liters of gray peppermint cement on an empty stomach.
The day after I discovered 1) It's not water-soluble and 2) it goes almost solid when cold, like putty. It completely clogged up the plumbing in my hotel room.
I left a large tip on the sink and checked out two days early.

But did the toilet have a convenient shelf?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Don't know if I had the same stuff, but it sounds like it.
I had to swallow two liters of gray peppermint cement on an empty stomach.
The day after I discovered 1) It's not water-soluble and 2) it goes almost solid when cold, like putty. It completely clogged up the plumbing in my hotel room.
I left a large tip on the sink and checked out two days early.

Yep that would be the stuff.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

But did the toilet have a convenient shelf?

Not when he started but there would be after he was done.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I was just going along with the song... Someone's gonna have to explain the sublime connection...

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYN5w4T_aM"]Sublime - Santeria - YouTube[/ame]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I was just going along with the song... Someone's gonna have to explain the sublime connection...

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I know the song...

I'm confused.

What are we talking about again?

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

But did the toilet have a convenient shelf?

I wish... I had only travelled as far as Copenhagen after the quacks concluded there were no significant holes in my intestines.
So, it was a standard shelfless European crappy crapper.

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Not when he started but there would be after he was done.

Exactly.

Also, I had celebrated the empty stomach ordeal and the successful photo shoot with a huge Indian curry which turned out to be almost as indigestible as the cement.

It was messy.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I was just going along with the song... Someone's gonna have to explain the sublime connection...

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I know the song...

I'm confused.

What are we talking about again?

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Were you just looking for a yes or no answer?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

I wish... I had only travelled as far as Copenhagen after the quacks concluded there were no significant holes in my intestines.
So, it was a standard shelfless European crappy crapper.


Exactly.

Also, I had celebrated the empty stomach ordeal and the successful photo shoot with a huge Indian curry which turned out to be almost as indigestible as the cement.

It was messy.

You went from empty stomach to barium to a large curry?

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Were you just looking for a yes or no answer?

Originally Posted by Andrew025

It sounds like a million dollars... If he hadn't spent it all...

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Meh. Spell check must have thought it was a name. I didn't even look. Type. Submit. Repeat.
Edit: Wait you meant Sublime. I am now confused. Ask for banter then whine about capitals. Where is the order?

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

*facepalm*

I knew I would regret using that adjective. I'm going to start a new user.

Really excited about a header now that I know I can do it without sounding obnoxious.

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I'm embarrassed about a thread I started. Should I abandon this user and start a new one? I'll post in the embarrassing thread so everyone knows who I am anyhow.

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Nope. Now it doesn't fit the cadence of the song.

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I wondered about that but went with it. Too lazy to review the song. Kudos for keeping me on point.

I have no idea what I'm doing

I thought it was in connection to the the thread he started.

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night...

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I didn't get a lot of sleep last night...

master troll status achieved

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

You went from empty stomach to barium to a large curry?

Well yeah, something like 12 hours after the hospital gig I was in a foreign country and hungry. So I just walked into a random place and ate what the waitress recommended.

My rather macho eating habit back in my travelling consultant days was what got me into that hospital in the first place.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Well yeah, something like 12 hours after the hospital gig I was in a foreign country and hungry. So I just walked into a random place and ate what the waitress recommended.

I bet it was delicious, though. I remember post-hospital hunger.

[ichitaka05]

Tryin' to think of this month's POTM theme...