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Old 11-23-2016, 09:11 PM   #505
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Well I couldn't find any food related joke thread closer than this one so;


What happens when a chicken sees a salad?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Why do I eat waffles on the beach?

Because I like Sandy Eggo. I'll show myself out now.

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Old 11-23-2016, 09:26 PM   #506
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Why did the tomatoe blush?


Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Old 11-23-2016, 09:27 PM   #507
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Why did the tomatoe blush?


Because it saw the salad dressing!

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Then it gave the salad a cucumber before finally giving it a toss.
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Old 11-23-2016, 09:31 PM   #508
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Then it gave the salad a cucumber before finally giving it a toss.
Then told her and shutup.

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Old 11-23-2016, 09:36 PM   #509
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Why can't you starve on a beach?



Because of sand which is there.
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Old 11-23-2016, 10:01 PM   #510
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?



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Old 11-23-2016, 10:28 PM   #511
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How is this thread still alive?

Actually Tcoat ate blue waffles

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_waffle

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How is this thread still alive?

Actually Tcoat ate blue waffles

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Old 11-23-2016, 11:47 PM   #513
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Why do I eat waffles on the beach?

Because I like Sandy Eggo. I'll show myself out now.

Are you clucking with me?

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You know why eggs don't tell jokes?

They would crack each other up!

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