Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by FX86

Network admin...the system has been running really well lately so I like to to celebrate with some whisky

WHISKY...... in the morning !!..........

I suggest you stick with bloody Marys or vodka and orange juice.

Reminds me of the old joke, that the sales manager told his employees he wanted them to drink whisky and not vodka. When ask, why, he replied ..... so people will think you are just drunk and not stupid ........


humfrz

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by FX86

i made sure to lock the doors just in case

@humfrz may have some stories about this ..... .... .... .........

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

I am the opposite of impressing others. I have a Borla EL header, gen 1. Think about that for a second.

If you really wanted to not inoress people you'd sell it for the 1320

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by humfrz

WHISKY...... in the morning !!..........

I suggest you stick with bloody Marys or vodka and orange juice.

Reminds me of the old joke, that the sales manager told his employees he wanted them to drink whisky and not vodka. When ask, why, he replied ..... so people will think you are just drunk and not stupid ........


humfrz

I much prefer a tequila sunrise

[FX86]

Originally Posted by humfrz

WHISKY...... in the morning !!..........

I suggest you stick with bloody Marys or vodka and orange juice.

Reminds me of the old joke, that the sales manager told his employees he wanted them to drink whisky and not vodka. When ask, why, he replied ..... so people will think you are just drunk and not stupid ........


humfrz

honestly i don't even know what it is anymore..it's inside a brown paper bag and seems to change every day

[Cole]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yep, back-in-the-day, on weekend nights, when car guys met at the local service station or garage to show & tell, and the discussion got out of hand, one of two things happened ....... either a drag race or some gravel scrapping ......


humfrz

No point racing two near stock NA cars. Though, my car would probably win. Less weight, header, tune, no stupid aero, etc.

I also have no desire to scrape his face against the pavement. Dude is 18 or something. He'll learn in due time that what you drive does not make or break you as a person.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

He sure does

.... over to @Tcoat for the puns...

HMMMMM computer puns eh? Just let me process that for a bit.

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

HMMMMM computer puns eh? Just let me process that for a bit.

Reboot
Then insert floppy disk

..

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by Cole

No point racing two near stock NA cars. Though, my car would probably win. Less weight, header, tune, no stupid aero, etc.

I also have no desire to scrape his face against the pavement. Dude is 18 or something. He'll learn in due time that what you drive does not make or break you as a person.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by finch1750

[IMG]https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/58904437.jpg[/MG]

Pic related.

But seriously. When your main argument for your car being better/nicer/whatever is that you were in a car show, and the person you're talking shit to doesn't go to car shows and rarely makes it to meets, your argument kind of sucks.

Like, if hard parking is your thing, then cool, but don't get mega butt hurt because someone makes a joke about it.

[EAGLE5]

Some like it hard.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

@humfrz may have some stories about this ..... .... .... .........

Well now, that does bring one recollection to mind.

Back when I was a ROTC cadet, one long weekend, they loaded about 200 of us on busses and transported us to Ft Knox for a weekend of torture.

After they (regular army drill sergeants) got tired of tearing up our bunks, dumping over our wall lockers and yelling in our faces that our mothers wore combat boots and chased troop trans and that they were going to unscrew our heads and shit in them, they herded us into a large auditorium.

We were to take off ALL of our clothes and put our valuables in a little bag to be carried with us for a series of physical examinations.

Well, it wasn't hard for the staff psychologists to figure out who were the gay ones ...... the ones with an erection.....


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well now, that does bring one recollection to mind.

Back when I was a ROTC cadet, one long weekend, they loaded about 200 of us on busses and transported us to Ft Knox for a weekend of torture.

After they (regular army drill sergeants) got tired of tearing up our bunks, dumping over our wall lockers and yelling in our faces that our mothers wore combat boots and chased troop trans and that they were going to unscrew our heads and shit in them, they herded us into a large auditorium.

We were to take off ALL of our clothes and put our valuables in a little bag to be carried with us for a series of physical examinations.

Well, it wasn't hard for the staff psychologists to figure out who were the gay ones ...... the ones with an erection.....


humfrz

Be so shrunk up they would send me over to the women's group. Where things would reverse and they would send me back to the men's. Probably be back and forth all day and never actually get the physical.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by FX86

honestly i don't even know what it is anymore..it's inside a brown paper bag and seems to change every day

Reminds me of the old tired joke about the men in a lumber camp. The newbie ask a veteran logger what they did for sex. The old boy said just go over there and stick your **** in hole of that barrel.

After a few weeks, the newbie ask the lead man for permission to go to town. When he was asked why, he replied that the thing in the barrel was pretty good but, he wanted a real woman.

The lead man said, no, you cannot go to town tonight. The newbie asked, why not..?? Because, replied the lead man, "it's your turn to be in the barrel"




humfrz