Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by themadscientist

Is she drinking beer through a straw? Weirdo. She is cute as hell though.

Not that unusual ........ if you travel in the more remote parts of Mexico.

I learned a long time ago, NOT to drink the water ...... yep, they cool the beer with ice that is made from that same water, so if you wrap your lips around a bottle that is "contaminated" with bugs your system is not used to ...... you may very well may spend the night in the bath room ......

I also learned that if a small town you are staying in is having a festival and you attend ...... DO NOT even try to talk with the local girls ...... and I don't wanna talk about how I know that .......

Unless she approaches you ........ then there is other "bugs" you have to worry about ......


humfrz

[finch1750]

how are taco prices with the cute one @humfrz? is there a premium for the excellant service?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

The best solution is a younger woman.

Yepper, I tried that ONCE ..... a blue pill PLUS a younger woman ...... then I had a stroke .......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by finch1750

how are taco prices with the cute one @humfrz? is there a premium for the excellant service?

Well, not a premium as such, but when she gives me that sensuous smile, I do leave her a big tip.

Back-in-the-day ....... I might have been able to tell you more about her ......


humfrz

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yepper, I tried that ONCE ..... a blue pill PLUS a younger woman ...... then I had a stroke .......


humfrz

Lol.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

All over the sidewalk?

Ok, I shit like a potty-trained goose.

Originally Posted by Tcoat

While chasing people and nipping at their butts?

Geese don't nip while they're shitting. Duh.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

when she gives me that sensuous smile, I do leave her a big tip.

I bet you do, you sly old dog, you.

woof

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I bet you do, you sly old dog, you.

woof

Yep, she does cause me to have a slight twinge down there .......


humfrz

[jawn]

Just spent the afternoon refinishing/painting a USGI Fiberglass M14 stock.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Ok, I shit like a potty-trained goose.

Geese don't nip while they're shitting. Duh.

Dude geese do everything while they are shitting! Not like they grab a copy of Playgander and head off for some privacy. They are nothing but shit factories.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I bet you do, you sly old dog, you.

woof

Let's keep in mind that Hum's idea of "younger" can be radically different than the rest of us!

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by jawn

Just spent the afternoon refinishing/painting a USGI Fiberglass M14 stock.

Now, THAT was a fine weapon.

I had a hard time turning in my M1 for it ...... but it was lighter and had more firepower. My M-16 was OK, but, it wasn't worth a darn for driving stakes or using as a club .....

NO ... @Tcoat, I was never issued a musket .....


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Let's keep in mind that Hum's idea of "younger" can be radically different than the rest of us!

Hey, now that honey is fair game ...... she's not wearing a wedding ring ......


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Now, THAT was a fine weapon.

I had a hard time turning in my M1 for it ...... but it was lighter and had more firepower. My M-16 was OK, but, it wasn't worth a darn for driving stakes or using as a club .....

NO ... @Tcoat, I was never issued a musket .....


humfrz

No of course you weren't. Officers didn't get muskets!