Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Well if anybody gets parts from Evasive and they have weird holes in them we now know why!

I see a scratch & dent sale in the future.

[KR-S]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

I stopped about 3 seconds in. Couldn't take the music.

Can't blame ya. Music is not to my taste either.

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Keep going. It's worth it for the lulz. The intro music only lasts for a few more seconds anyhow.

Yeah, it wasn't really that bad.

[iManage]

Originally Posted by KR-S 86

@iManage, Ken Gushi did a Bond parody.

That was pretty good actually. Looks like a MY17 at the end in blue.

[EAGLE5]

Craig Bond movies are some of my least favorite. There ideas are small. The humor is weak. His personality is all cold and muscly. He's the least clever bond there is. The movies are fine - entertaining, sure - but they're not great films by any stretch. Too much of that parkour crap. Too much films of the time than they are timeless. Forgettable, really.

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by KR-S 86

@iManage, Ken Gushi did a Bond parody.

Why don't the heroes arrive with their guns having one in the chamber....

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Why don't the heroes arrive with their guns having one in the chamber....

BECAUSE ....... carrying a cocked handgun around would be a bad example to set for the young gangstas..........


humfrz

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by humfrz

BECAUSE ....... carrying a cocked handgun around would be a bad example to set for the young gangstas..........


humfrz

But condition 360 noscope is the best way to carry your handgun.

[jawn]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

But condition 360 noscope is the best way to carry your handgun.

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Fup2aWqPc"]I keeps one in the chamber - YouTube[/ame]

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

Craig Bond movies are some of my least favorite. There ideas are small. The humor is weak. His personality is all cold and muscly. He's the least clever bond there is. The movies are fine - entertaining, sure - but they're not great films by any stretch. Too much of that parkour crap. Too much films of the time than they are timeless. Forgettable, really.

That was kinda the point of the films. This was Bond before all that. The raw full of anger Bond. Humor and suave would have killed that.

And calling a films ideas small while using the wrong form of "their" kills the review lol

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by finch1750

That was kinda the point of the films. This was Bond before all that. The raw full of anger Bond. Humor and suave would have killed that.

And calling a films ideas small while using the wrong form of "their" kills the review lol

I red the Bond books years ago. There the basis of the movies, but not the appeal. Craig's Bond flicks are boring explosionfests, not anything good. I could care less if their inspired by the original books.

Plus the whole BS about his childhood and M and all was so idiotic. That one super villain who was basically the Joker from The Dark Night, always too steps ahead for no apparent reason. Yawn! Blow up Parliament? I think I saw that in another movie that involves silly masks.

A Aston Martin on ice? Boring seen. Parkour on a crane? Yay. Thanks French filmmakers. How about the idiotic chase scenes in those supercars? Bond's got a bulletproof vehicle, but he's running around crazy and diving out while some douche in a regular supercar chases him? That don't make no cents. Why did he even go visit Scepter to begin with? I mean, he nose they no who he is, and yet he still goes their like some moron.

Stupid films full of wholes.

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by jawn

OMAR!!!!

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by KR-S 86

@iManage, Ken Gushi did a Bond parody.

I very much never want to buy anything from Evasive now.

[themadscientist]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

I red the Bond books years ago. There the basis of the movies, but not the appeal. Craig's Bond flicks are boring explosionfests, not anything good. I could care less if their inspired by the original books.

Plus the whole BS about his childhood and M and all was so idiotic. That one super villain who was basically the Joker from The Dark Night, always too steps ahead for no apparent reason. Yawn! Blow up Parliament? I think I saw that in another movie that involves silly masks.

A Aston Martin on ice? Boring seen. Parkour on a crane? Yay. Thanks French filmmakers. How about the idiotic chase scenes in those supercars? Bond's got a bulletproof vehicle, but he's running around crazy and diving out while some douche in a regular supercar chases him? That don't make no cents. Why did he even go visit Scepter to begin with? I mean, he nose they no who he is, and yet he still goes their like some moron.

Stupid films full of wholes.

You could be the next Bond villain with grammar like that. Just give him the money or he will butcher more sentences! Think of the words, man!

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Why don't the heroes arrive with their guns having one in the chamber....

Always carry one in the chamber. That's what safety's are for. And you get that one more bullet

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

Craig Bond movies are some of my least favorite. There ideas are small. The humor is weak. His personality is all cold and muscly. He's the least clever bond there is. The movies are fine - entertaining, sure - but they're not great films by any stretch. Too much of that parkour crap. Too much films of the time than they are timeless. Forgettable, really.

I hate parkour too! It only makes for exiting and dynamic foot chase scenes and is a veritable requirement for any modern action movie. I'd much rather have the borefest of the original Bond films where a guy who's never done a pushup in his life can somehow defeat multiple assassins effortlessly then seduce a woman with his minikeg.

Seriously though, I haven't seen that many Bond movies but most of the ones I've seen were old when they ran marathons on TBS or whatever. They were kinda clever and pretty interesting... when I was 12. Watched Goldfinger a couple years ago and I was appalled. Very little made sense and it wasn't even exciting. Sean Connery did not make for a convincing super spy compared to modern movies