Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[soulreapersteve]

I was once told that in the dark, and when you are shitfaced drunk, a hand is a hand, a mouth is a mouth, and a hole is a hole.


Never tested those words out though, and never will.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

buahaha

Well to be fair, he is a manual only guy.. and probably used to old auto gear selectors that only went down...

He did show me what the car was capable of though. Probably @humfrz's age. I was a bit scared while he was driving...

Reminds me of back-in-the-day, I rented a new car at the airport and drove it straight to RTP (Research Triangle Park), NC for an important appointment.

When I got out of the appointment, and back into my fancy rental car, the auto shift lever WOULD NOT come out of PARK.

I fiddled with it for a while ...... then got pissed and gave it an old farm boy big YANK.

BAM ...... it came out of park.......

When they put lockouts on car shift levers, that requires the brake pedal to be pushed first ........ they should put a BIG STICKER on the console to warn age 50+ drivers .......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

I was once told that in the dark, and when you are shitfaced drunk, a hand is a hand, a mouth is a mouth, and a hole is a hole.


Never tested those words out though, and never will.

DANG, the next time you are drunk at night and stumble into the sheep barn ...... turn the damn light on .......


humfrz

[themadscientist]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

I was once told that in the dark, and when you are shitfaced drunk, a hand is a hand, a mouth is a mouth, and a hole is a hole.


Never tested those words out though, and never will.

Let me get you a drink, we'll see where it goes.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by themadscientist

Straight guys probably have the same confusion the first time they go down on another guy. Give him time to adjust.

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I dunno, I mean...a pole is a pole... Right?

...unless it's a light saber

[themadscientist]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

...unless it's a light saber

The force is strong with this one.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by themadscientist

The force is strong with this one.

No no no no. Those are oviously for those with The Schwartz.

[themadscientist]

Wait, are you my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

No no no no. Those are oviously for those with The Schwartz.

[p1l0t]

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[sqd]

The ending of Le Mans 24h...

What.

The.

Fuck.

[themadscientist]

What happened?

[sqd]

Originally Posted by themadscientist

What happened?

Toyota lead the race almost entirely through the 24 hours. Last two minutes of the race, last lap really, the car loses power and can't continue. Porsche wins.

I feel so fucking bad for them.

[themadscientist]

Should have come in for that last top off before the final laps.