Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Teseo

Now you watch hentai without the annoy buffering

No sarcasm here:

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?! It was awful... I had to wait until video loaded just enough on 720/1080 or watch it on 360p quality.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

brb, time to install a random flavor of linux real quick just in case tech gives me shit. No one touches my computer except me.

I'm so cheap I boot my work laptop to an external ubuntu image when I'm at home. Besides, it's a pretty kick ass machine just for browsing this forum. :P

[Teseo]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

No sarcasm here:

HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?! It was awful... I had to wait until video loaded just enough on 720/1080 or watch it on 360p quality.

High speed internet was designed to watch porn, and play call of duty.

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Teseo

High speed internet was designed to watch porn, and play call of duty.

I forgot the exact number but almost half of internet traffic is porn or something like that...

The rest is probably call of duty.

[ichitaka05]

Just finish watching Centeal Intelligence. It's good! Loved it

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Reminds me of when I moved to where I live now. They sent a guy to connect my copper and bring the ADSL modem (-I got fiber now).
And this guy insisted he had to "finish the installation on my computer". He wouldn't leave. So here's what happened:
Me: Which computer? I have a whole bunch.
Him: Uhm...ah... that one? (pointing at my tower workstation)
Me: You sure you know what you're doing? That's my baby.
Him: Of course sir, I'm a professional.
So I turn the thing on and choose Red Hat from the boot menu. He doesn't seem to notice. I make him brag about his training while the machine boots up.
I log on as a guest user and give him the chair. He sits down, grabs the mouse and stares at the screen for two minutes.
Him: What's this?
Me: You're holding a mouse and you're looking at a monitor.
Him: Is this a Mac?
Me: No. It's a workstation running Red Hat Linux. I thought you said you were a professional?
Him: I only have software for Mac and Windows!
Me: That's too bad. I'm sure we can make do without your software, though.
Him: No, that won't work.
Me: So your internet doesn't work on Linux? What kind of crap is this? I want my money back!
Him: I'll have to call my boss.
So he gets up, and while he's having a fun conversation on the phone I quickly set up the network for the new modem.
Him: My boss says it won't work if you don't have Mac or Windows.
Me: It works just fine. Thank you for all your help. We're done here.
He looks at my open browser with a news site, takes his stuff and leaves without another word.

TL;DR: I'm an asshole.

I'm going to dedicate a partition to a terminal only Arch setup so I can have my installer look at me like I'm retarded.
"What do you mean I can't use the internet with this? I already have ELinks installed"

[Tcoat]

Why is the word cigar pronounced "cigarh" but cigarette pronounced "cigeerette"?

[Andrew025]

How come when we say "good night" It is used as a goodbye, but "good evening" could be used as a greeting or a goodbye?

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I'm going to dedicate a partition to a terminal only Arch setup so I can have my installer look at me like I'm retarded.
"What do you mean I can't use the internet with this? I already have ELinks installed"

[soulreapersteve]

Should've studied harder in math class.

Sorry, maths for our non-american friends

[themadscientist]

[sqd]

Toyota leads Le Mans 24h with both their cars, fun to see

[cdrazic93]

im actually happy to see the GT got the pole position in the LMGT class.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

im actually happy to see the GT got the pole position in the LMGT class.

The what the LGBT class?

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