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Luis_GT · 01-31-2014, 01:16 PM

Beer contains female hormones!

Last month, scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops
contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn
into women!

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each
within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

sklimo · 02-01-2014, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sklimo

Shooting for 5 star for tomorrow morning. Wish me luck

6 star such achieved

Much dead

Anthony · 03-15-2014, 06:50 PM

@sklimo is real pretty for a dude.

Just saying.

Carlitoz3 · 04-20-2014, 12:22 AM

In.

Easter weekend I know all ya'll are turn up tooooooo!

#TurnDownForWhat

ZOMFGAARON · 04-20-2014, 12:25 AM

I'm pretty drunk off crystal skull vodka and cranberry juice right nowwww

Itsjusdame · 04-20-2014, 10:29 AM

Ugh had to catch a flight this morning , I'm pretty faded ... I tried to give my lighter up but dude was like sure you can take that onboard, different rules for different folks I guess... but on a sad note this will be my first "MJ sober" 4:20 in like 10 years

Anthony · 03-22-2015, 09:47 PM

I just learned a small, technical, but very important lesson:

If you gone drink and wash yo car, keep yo beer on the outside the hose. You yank that slack, you spill yo beer.

Found out the hard way. RIP, 33% of that particular beer.

Packofcrows · 11-06-2015, 10:54 PM

I fkn love you guys.

Tcoat · 11-06-2015, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Packofcrows

I fkn love you guys.

Come and have a seat pack. We need to talk.

Ultramaroon · 11-06-2015, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Packofcrows

I fkn love you guys.

Tcoat · 11-07-2015, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Packofcrows

I fkn love you guys.

Me toooo man.
I suk at intervintions I gues

Packofcrows · 11-07-2015, 10:44 AM

Is it an intervention because i bought cheap beer last night or because i had a buzz going even before i got to the pub?

Tcoat · 11-07-2015, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Packofcrows

Is it an intervention because i bought cheap beer last night or because i had a buzz going even before i got to the pub?

Because of the frequency of both! Oh typing hurts my head this morning.

Campo · 11-08-2015, 06:02 PM

So yeah, this happened the other night. I walked around and sat on the back patio.

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Tapatalk - because smoke signals would be too easy.

03-15-2014, 06:50 PM	#101
Anthony Weight Nazi Join Date: Aug 2012 Drives: 13 FRS -399lb, 11 335is, 05 Tiburon Location: Biloxi, MS / Gulf Coast 86 Posts: 3,702 Thanks: 5,009 Thanked 3,714 Times in 1,765 Posts Mentioned: 150 Post(s)	@sklimo is real pretty for a dude. Just saying. __________________ Build Thread \| The Venus Project \| Any car which holds together for a whole race is too heavy.

03-22-2015, 09:47 PM	#105
Anthony Weight Nazi Join Date: Aug 2012 Drives: 13 FRS -399lb, 11 335is, 05 Tiburon Location: Biloxi, MS / Gulf Coast 86 Posts: 3,702 Thanks: 5,009 Thanked 3,714 Times in 1,765 Posts Mentioned: 150 Post(s)	I just learned a small, technical, but very important lesson: If you gone drink and wash yo car, keep yo beer on the outside the hose. You yank that slack, you spill yo beer. Found out the hard way. RIP, 33% of that particular beer. Attached Images __________________ Build Thread \| The Venus Project \| Any car which holds together for a whole race is too heavy.

11-06-2015, 10:54 PM	#106
Packofcrows hey you, yeah you <3 Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: 2014 37J FR-S Location: Monterey County, CA Posts: 2,715 Thanks: 905 Thanked 1,259 Times in 809 Posts Mentioned: 38 Post(s)	I fkn love you guys. __________________ Got my TRD wheels and TRD louvers. Thanks!!!

11-07-2015, 10:44 AM	#110
Packofcrows hey you, yeah you <3 Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: 2014 37J FR-S Location: Monterey County, CA Posts: 2,715 Thanks: 905 Thanked 1,259 Times in 809 Posts Mentioned: 38 Post(s)	Is it an intervention because i bought cheap beer last night or because i had a buzz going even before i got to the pub? __________________ Got my TRD wheels and TRD louvers. Thanks!!!

11-08-2015, 06:02 PM	#112
Campo Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Drives: Posts: 209 Thanks: 173 Thanked 119 Times in 79 Posts Mentioned: 4 Post(s)	So yeah, this happened the other night. I walked around and sat on the back patio. Tapatalk - because smoke signals would be too easy. __________________ "Fuck, you've gone completely sideways, man." ~Raoul Duke Gas is pretty cheap considering you're buying liquid explosive dinosaurs.

01-31-2014, 01:16 PM	#99
Luis_GT Banned Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: 2002 BMW 530i, 10 Series FR-S Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 3,404 Thanks: 3,416 Thanked 3,334 Times in 1,754 Posts Mentioned: 60 Post(s)	Beer contains female hormones! Last month, scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women! To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating.

04-20-2014, 12:22 AM	#102
Carlitoz3 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Drives: 2013 MT Asphalt FRS Location: Baldwin Park, CA Posts: 1,051 Thanks: 237 Thanked 235 Times in 157 Posts Mentioned: 2 Post(s)	In. Easter weekend I know all ya'll are turn up tooooooo! #TurnDownForWhat

04-20-2014, 12:25 AM	#103
ZOMFGAARON A Demon Join Date: Dec 2013 Drives: Raven GT86 Location: Denver Posts: 1,992 Thanks: 190 Thanked 1,321 Times in 701 Posts Mentioned: 20 Post(s)	I'm pretty drunk off crystal skull vodka and cranberry juice right nowwww

04-20-2014, 10:29 AM	#104
Itsjusdame Member Join Date: May 2013 Drives: Asphalt Location: Tallahassee, FL Posts: 36 Thanks: 66 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s)	Ugh had to catch a flight this morning , I'm pretty faded ... I tried to give my lighter up but dude was like sure you can take that onboard, different rules for different folks I guess... but on a sad note this will be my first "MJ sober" 4:20 in like 10 years

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