Prom day...

[SirBrass]

Originally Posted by indesign

I feel like we're being trolled. In the age of digital photography, a photo is uploaded where only two out of six people are looking AT the camera taking the picture.

That helps lend it authenticity. This kid really posts too stupidly (as pointed out earlier) to be an actual effective troll of the caliber you're claiming.

And really... You expect those teens to pose properly with the camera? Really? Since when? I remember seeing pictures of others at my high school prom where most in the group photos weren't watching the camera. In groups more than 2 there'd be enough jabbering for most of them to be looking in the wrong direction when the picture was taken.

Do I think op generally exaggerates his possessions? Probably. This doesn't trigger the smell test, though, unfortunately. It's too tinged with genuine naive stupid to do so. He's too incredulous at the accusations. If he was really trolling, he'd be bragging more.

On phone I am. Therefore, if mistakes I make, Frank Oz blame you should.

[Atropine]

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

Jesus Christ.... She is a freshman in my high school and I'm a senior. I have been friends with her two older sisters forever 18 and 16. Both who have worked at my company. I do have feelings for her sister but that does not make me a pedophilia as I did nothing sexual with her at all. Let me ask you how many freshman have a chance to go out to prom. This thread was taken way out of proportion.

Let me pick this apart...

Scoring with the 13 year old is NOT going to get you in good graces with the one "you have feelings for"

You did nothing sexual with her...because she shut you down...You admitted to trying to do stuff earlier in this thread.

There is a reason not many 13 year olds go to prom. Because they are too fucking young.

Also I want to point out how much a spoiled rich douchebag you are.

You actually think YOU are doing her a favor by taking her to prom. You do not realize she is actually doing YOU a favor by going with you so you don't have to go alone.

Hopefully one day you will grow up and cut the umbilical cord and earn something on your own.

Sadly, you do not even know that the only reason she went to prom with you is because your parents have money (which is why you have 2 cars as a High School Senor that you did not pay for).

"You can pay to go to school but you can't buy class."
-Jay Z

[tjohnson104]

hahahahahahahaha at the thread tag of "op's mom is a milf" lol

[FiRStsc10n]

Here are the questions I have from reading this thread.

1. How is a 13 year old a freshman? Is this highschool grades 7-12? Cause Freshman's for me were 15, in a 9-12 grade highschool.
2. Why not ask the 2 older sisters, 18 and 16? Did you strike out twice, third times the charm?
3. Are these 3 girls the only 3 girls you know.. because they work for your company? What about girls from school?
4. What did your peers say when they found out?
5. Should of gotten your parents to buy you and your pals some escorts. All the 18 year old peers would be jealous. The 'Girl Next Door Style' (movie, not a porn).

[Model Citizen]

Originally Posted by indesign

Creampie is the best feeling ever. #morningafterpill

Please stop giving ideas to stupid.

Next thing you know he'll be showing off the family dog with a stain running down its leg.

[Model Citizen]

Originally Posted by Marchy

I don't see an issue with that.

Any idea what consent is in dog years?

[lp87]

Originally Posted by husker741

When I was 17 and a junior in high school, I took my 15 year old girlfriend to prom, who was a freshman. Can I be as cool as you now? I took a freshman, but at least we were only 2 (almost exactly 2) years apart.

And let me tell you, she looked 10000x better than your "date".

pics or it didn't happen

[Mikem53]

Originally Posted by husker741

You're from Kentucky. You won't understand because your aunt is your mom.

Lol.. So bad.. But funny as hell... Roflmao

[Mikem53]

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

Lol just being honest. She is almost 14...

Honesty is a good trait.. But something's don't need to be said..

[sklimo]

LOL. That's actually my wife/sister/mom

[cjsporl1996]

Originally Posted by sklimo

LOL. That's actually my wife/sister/mom

What....

[sklimo]

Originally Posted by Marchy

she looks so disapointed

Wouldn't you be??

[sklimo]

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

What....

I'm from GA

[cjsporl1996]

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

What....

So your married to your sister? But how could she be your mom?