Prom day...

[Model Citizen]

[dem00n]

You guys are being trolled to the maxed.

[strat61caster]

Originally Posted by Turbo95eg6

Live with your parents and mooch off of them as long as you can.

Well he's got half that down, wish I could have mooched >$30k out of my parents for something worth bragging about, but then again that would make me like the OP, shiver.

Originally Posted by Maverick22

EIther you are a Troll or just really stupid. 5 years from now you will look back onb your comments and say WTF did I do/ say.

Dude I regret comments I made yesterday, I'd probably punch 5 years ago me in the face for several minutes.

Originally Posted by headlikeahole

I find it so funny that this is considered illegal in the states. Can't bang a 17 year old, can't drink till your 21. So little faith in the American youth.

Have you met an American youth? It was frightening sitting in class, just to be clear, I'm not above anybody, I'm a moron too.

5/5 Great thread OP.

[BRZPDX]

He's trolling, that girl does not look 13. I won't be surprised if its a relative though, I'm not gay but he doesn't really look like a "lady's man". A little on the creepy side imo.

[mush]

whats going on in here?! lol

[Model Citizen]

Originally Posted by BRZPDX

He's trolling, that girl does not look 13. I won't be surprised if its a relative though, I'm not gay but he doesn't really look like a "lady's man". A little on the creepy side imo.

Personal pic as avatar : check

Initials, last name and birth year as name: check

Specific location given: check

Between that and the i want a competition license to wheel to wheel race my built for track, strip, show 400+ whp monte carlo i think the prefedent of the op being too dumb to troll has been established.

A good troll doesnt provide personal info

[LadyFRZ]

The thread tags.

But seriously. His parents forked over $30k for a BRZ and a supercharger?

Your parents adopting, OP? I need a twin.

He's so busted though if she so much as says one word to her parents. LOL

[cjsporl1996]

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[Model Citizen]

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

Forgot to mention she is 13... And I'm 18

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

After prom was awesome I took on the mechanical bull at after prom and won 21 dollars. I also tried to take things to to the next step with my date. Although I should probably watch out since her dad is a corrections officer and her mom works for an attorney's office.

Originally Posted by cjsporl1996

Jesus Christ.... She is a freshman in my high school and I'm a senior. I have been friends with her two older sisters forever 18 and 16. Both who have worked at my company. I do have feelings for her sister but that does not make me a pedophilia as I did nothing sexual with her at all. Let me ask you how many freshman have a chance to go out to prom. This thread was taken way out of proportion.

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Seriously just go bang some 16ish year old sluts, they love dudes with cars and money.

Find the ones getting off the school bus smoking a butt walking home to the trailer park. The only thing you have to do with their fathers is thank them for being terrible.

Just don't get one pregnant,

anyway, if you aren't doing it some dude in an old monte that thinks its the balls will be.

[LadyFRZ]

[pche]

Originally Posted by Model Citizen

Personal pic as avatar : check

Initials, last name and birth year as name: check

Specific location given: check

Between that and the i want a competition license to wheel to wheel race my built for track, strip, show 400+ whp monte carlo i think the prefedent of the op being too dumb to troll has been established.

A good troll doesnt provide personal info

Man you really don't like him lol. I've been checking back on this thread all day today, internet gold right here!

[Model Citizen]

Originally Posted by pche

Man you really don't like him lol. I've been checking back on this thread all day today, internet gold right here!

I like everyone, I just like internet gold more.


and had a lot of time to kill this morning before when i woke up and could go to costco to have them unfuck their screwup on my tires installed the other day

As evidenced in just about every thread op has been a part of or started I'm far from the only person that was amazed by the fact he's a real boy and not some sort of fantasy Pinocchio.

[pche]

Originally Posted by Model Citizen

I like everyone, I just like internet gold more.


and had a lot of time to kill this morning before when i woke up and could go to costco to have them unfuck their screwup on my tires installed the other day

First mistake there, go to a cheap whole sale retailer for cheap whole sale service lol. Care to share what they did?

[cjsporl1996]

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