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I may be an idiot
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I'm seeing an awful lack of poetry about the Twins on here. So I'ma fix that.This Poem isn't about the twins specifically, but rather the Boxer Engine. Enjoy!
---------------------------------- I drove up to a girl, who was eyeing my car. She looked real fine, I said, "let's head to the bar." She stepped inside. I thought, "This'll be good. I've got four apposing pistons, laying under my hood." She wanted me to show her, what my car could really do. I said, "tell me what you want, and I'll do it for you." She wanted me to speed. I said, "I guess I could, I've got four apposing pistons, laying under my hood." She thought it was neat, but any car can speed. She wanted to see something, to soothe her adrenaline need. She wanted me to drift. I said, "I guess I could, I've got four apposing pistons, laying under my hood." Now, she's all worked up, heart pounding away. And she's getting real hot, like sunny Santa Fe. So we got to the bar, and she looked me in the eye. Said, "This car is pretty slick, and you're one hell of a guy." I leaned in close, and she melted like a candle. I reached up high, And grabbed her... door handle. I said, "I think I'm in love. So What can I say? And truth be told, I've never felt it this way." Then I threw the door open. And I pushed her outside, I threw open the throttle, And swung the car wide. She thought it was her, But she misunderstood. 'Cause I've got four apposing pistons, laying Under my hood. ---------------------------------- Link to first poem: http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70784 |
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