The Never-Ending Story

[tahdizzle]

Bored at work and counting down the minutes.
This probably won't catch on, but I'm bored.

So here's the deal. I'm sure you've all done this in school, but I start the story. Then the it just continues from there.

Here it goes:

Johnny woke up and started his day like any other day. He ate breakfast and then made sure he had everything before kissing his mother good bye and leaving to the bus stop.....

[BRZZZZZZZZZZ]

where he promptly stole the waiting bus while the driver was using the bathroom in the nearest Tim Hortons.....

[fooddude]

..where he unintentionally hopped onto a different bus...the bang bus...and they were shooting new episodes starring japanese porn stars

[z3ro]

then saw his mom on the bus banging 15 Japanese guys and 1 black guy all at once

[mike the snake]

Then a horn sounded, and they all stopped and had tea and scones.

[Atticus808]

then they all got more scones and shoved it in Johnny's mothers ass

[edeekeos]

After witnessing this terrible act of humiliation, He decides he has seen enough, and promptly exits the bang bus.

[fooddude]

With a raging boner still..he goes into a closeby korean grocery store, gets lucky with a hot korean cashier girl to go with him to the bathroom and cream pies all up inside her vagine. Then figures he is hungry and buys some premarinated korean bbq, kalbi and bulgogi to grill up back home.

[RiskyTrousers]

Little did Johnny know, that would turn out to be his last meal.

[edeekeos]

..that he ever buys from that rickety old Korean grocery store.

[fooddude]

...and as he's walking home from the korean grocery store...he just noticed and is wondering why there is cream pie inside HIM...especially when he creampied inside the korean girl. And he just faintly remembered that that 1 black guy inside the bangbus was on top of him when he woke up after a quick nap inside the bus.

[Atticus808]

and then he goes back to the Korean store and kindly asks the Korean girl if she will eat that creampie out of his butt

[ihaskrayon]

Satisfied with his anal accomplishment, he decides nothing could be better in life except being an astronaut. He goes into the store and convinces everyone to buy chewing gum and blow a giant bubble together, holding hands and floating into space.

[fooddude]

...the korean girl also participated in blowing the giant bubblegum bubble together, forgetting there was still gobs of jizz in her mouth, and filled the giant bubble with a good amount of the man juice. The bubble couldn't hold for very long and exploded, releasing cum rain in the air and all over everyone's faces...