College Degrees?

[jawn]

Majored in English Literature. Work as an engineer/technical writer now. Go figure.

[Special_K]

Originally Posted by DAEMANO

PHD in Pimpology with an emphasis on Gettin in that Azz and Trap Fillin from The Corner U. Currently running a Business Intelligence team for the muthafukin man. Now ain't that a bitch?! Life is strange man.

Small world! I wrote some of the textbooks for that field of study. You may have used some of them in your classes. The most notable being: Keep Yo Pimphand Strong: An Anthology of Pimping Through the Ages, and my personal favorite: Pimpcessories: Cups n Canes Vol. II

[DAEMANO]

Originally Posted by Special_K

Small world! I wrote some of the textbooks for that field of study. You may have used some of them in your classes. The most notable being: Keep Yo Pimphand Strong: An Anthology of Pimping Through the Ages, and my personal favorite: Pimpcessories: Cups n Canes Vol. II

Now far be it from me to doubt a man's story. So i'll roll wit it. Anyways, old cats like you can still wield your pimpin' like a chome plated, pearl handled Colt .45 or a snub nose .38. Suffice to say, I'll pay my respects to elders of the game such as yourself. You would be the kind of man who walks the talk. The game as they say... is to be sold not told... and you sold it. You straight laid your pimpin down in a textbook?... A textbook that I read? My textbook? Damn! See... a real pimp is a poet, scholar, and lover money and women. To learn this pimpin takes patience, time, slickness and style. Now if I remember correctly Pimpin' Through the Ages laid down that pimpin's history in a way that Portrait of A Pimp couldn't quite manage. No offense to Iceberg of course. Sheet... my classmate, you may have heard of him, went by the name of Sucotash and Squash (later to be called Grits n Gravy) didn't quite agree. Said your shit was whack, said you owed him money... said I OWED him money... "Yo DAE, Special K stole that pimpin from me. Now he's gettin paid.. wtf? Speakin of gettin paid... Yo DAE... you're my brotha, and I love you and all, but what about them 6 G's I gave when you was locked up, and I posted the bail?!" I slapped his ass with 10gs and double S shut the fuck up.... Wait, where was I... Yeah, so your shit... it was the Pimpipedia of pimpin' before them internets tried to fuck all our shit up. What with them snapchats and chaturbates makin bitches think they don't need a pimp like this to run a track... damn!.... Anyhow? Ya hear that pimpin? Your book was like the best 45... 55 pages I've ever read. You were like the Sun Tzu of Pimpin. Ok so it wasn't long, and I didn't technically read it (had my bottom bitch read it to me while my nails was getting done by this fine asian honey with an afro) Loved that book. Lived it.

Speaking of which, that Cups n Canes was my world baby. Shit enlightened me to the ornamentations of the game. Muthafuka's seem to have forgotten the power of the perm, pinky ring and the p-funk. You know what the P's for right? Heh, yeah so later Pimp-style went on to become my specialty. Robes of crushed velvet and gold... gators, feathers and leatherette... cocoa buttered skin glistening on satin sheets. I had it all baby. Matter of fact my thesis was entitled "Green is for the Money and Gold for the Honeys, and the Perils of Gettin' it Twisted". Then that sorry sad sucka Don Magic Juan tried to steal that shit from me and make it his personal thing. Confronted his ass on 21st and Lewis. Slapped him in the face with box of cream of wheat, and said go ahead, "take that shit bitch but don't ever show your face around DAEMANOs block again!" Damn... a man can't make an honest living these days....

Anyhow the pearls of wisdom dripping from the pages you wrote lay tracks down all my bitches chins. That pimpin would be largely lost on the simps and squares on this board. Suckas.

Hey can I get an autograph?

nevermind.

Peace!

[PandaSPUR]

BS in Computer Science
MS in Cyber Security

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Special_K

Small world! I wrote some of the textbooks for that field of study. You may have used some of them in your classes. The most notable being: Keep Yo Pimphand Strong: An Anthology of Pimping Through the Ages, and my personal favorite: Pimpcessories: Cups n Canes Vol. II

Originally Posted by DAEMANO

Now far be it from me to doubt a man's story. So i'll roll wit it. Anyways, old cats like you can still wield your pimpin' like a chome plated, pearl handled Colt .45 or a snub nose .38. Suffice to say, I'll pay my respects to elders of the game such as yourself. You would be the kind of man who walks the talk. The game as they say... is to be sold not told... and you sold it. You straight laid your pimpin down in a textbook?... A textbook that I read? My textbook? Damn! See... a real pimp is a poet, scholar, and lover money and women. To learn this pimpin takes patience, time, slickness and style. Now if I remember correctly Pimpin' Through the Ages laid down that pimpin's history in a way that Portrait of A Pimp couldn't quite manage. No offense to Iceberg of course. Sheet... my classmate, you may have heard of him, went by the name of Sucotash and Squash (later to be called Grits n Gravy) didn't quite agree. Said your shit was whack, said you owed him money... said I OWED him money... "Yo DAE, Special K stole that pimpin from me. Now he's gettin paid.. wtf? Speakin of gettin paid... Yo DAE... you're my brotha, and I love you and all, but what about them 6 G's I gave when you was locked up, and I posted the bail?!" I slapped his ass with 10gs and double S shut the fuck up.... Wait, where was I... Yeah, so your shit... it was the Pimpipedia of pimpin' before them internets tried to fuck all our shit up. What with them snapchats and chaturbates makin bitches think they don't need a pimp like this to run a track... damn!.... Anyhow? Ya hear that pimpin? Your book was like the best 45... 55 pages I've ever read. You were like the Sun Tzu of Pimpin. Ok so it wasn't long, and I didn't technically read it (had my bottom bitch read it to me while my nails was getting done by this fine asian honey with an afro) Loved that book. Lived it.

Speaking of which, that Cups n Canes was my world baby. Shit enlightened me to the ornamentations of the game. Muthafuka's seem to have forgotten the power of the perm, pinky ring and the p-funk. You know what the P's for right? Heh, yeah so later Pimp-style went on to become my specialty. Robes of crushed velvet and gold... gators, feathers and leatherette... cocoa buttered skin glistening on satin sheets. I had it all baby. Matter of fact my thesis was entitled "Green is for the Money and Gold for the Honeys, and the Perils of Gettin' it Twisted". Then that sorry sad sucka Don Magic Juan tried to steal that shit from me and make it his personal thing. Confronted his ass on 21st and Lewis. Slapped him in the face with box of cream of wheat, and said go ahead, "take that shit bitch but don't ever show your face around DAEMANOs block again!" Damn... a man can't make an honest living these days....

Anyhow the pearls of wisdom dripping from the pages you wrote lay tracks down all my bitches chins. That pimpin would be largely lost on the simps and squares on this board. Suckas.

Hey can I get an autograph?

nevermind.

Peace!

Now this is humour!!!!!
Well done guys.

[Decay107]

BSME and I'm a mechanical engineer, minor in social psychology and philosophy

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Decay107

BSME and I'm a mechanical engineer, minor in social psychology and philosophy

Oh damnit! An engineer with psychology training is probably my worst nightmare. You sir now scare the crap out of me.

[Decay107]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Oh damnit! An engineer with psychology training is probably my worst nightmare. You sir now scare the crap out of me.

[Gunman]

AAS in Mechanical Technology, from Northeast Iowa Technical Institute, now known as Northeast Iowa Community College.

Resulted in me becoming a CAD jockey, aka design engineer, working on some race cars.

[TheVoiceOfReason]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

I began my college career as a Mechanical Engineering student, but then...

...Calculus.

This is my story too. Ended up switching and getting my BS in Computer Science.

[yelsew]

Recently finished my bachelors in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State, my new boss asked if i would want a masters right away, but I don't think thats gonna happen.. Don't wanna think about school again for a little while


Sent from my Glade Air Freshener

[Sideways&Smiling]

BS in Computer Information Systems (CIS in the Computer Science & Engineering college, not MIS in the Business college)... working as a Software Engineer now. Coming up on 4 years of experience.

Worked out very well for me, but honestly wish I had skipped college altogether and just got into programming earlier, as most of my real skills have come from actually working & not college.

[Sideways&Smiling]

Originally Posted by TheVoiceOfReason

This is my story too. Ended up switching and getting my BS in Computer Science.

Haha, similar story for me. I was originally supposed to be an Electrical Engineer, but hated Differential Equations (basically Calc 4).

I think it's probably easier to find a high paying job with a CS degree anyway though.

[danimal687]

BS in Industrial Technology and I'm a manufacturing engineer.