01-29-2014, 08:42 AM
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You call him Dr. Jones!
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My Problem Explained (For the unwashed masses!)
Folks, my name is StuporMan. I'm here to explain the wonders of the universe for you. Before we begin, I'd just like to remind you that I'm right and you're wrong. Because I'm smarter than you, so don't argue with me. I'll just start another thread and pretend I didn't see you anyway.
The main problem is that gravity doesn't apply. Like, at all, unless you're falling straight down. Certainly, considering physics in figuring out what's happening at each end of the car is useless. It's all about me. Specifically, just me. I'm right, you're wrong. That's how we do it in the court room, yo. The key to understanding how handling works is to listen to me. In theory, tires remain the same size no matter what. Trust me, I've pushed diecast models around harder than any of you. Also, you guys should probably know that cars designed for warm weather don't handle well in the snow. I blame the legions of engineers at the major car companies for this erroneous lifestyle choice I made. It's someone's else's fault. Because I can't be wrong. I'm never wrong. If you're interested in why your car sucks, I can always explain to you why the VTEC spews too many pixels litres per volume. Why? Because I say so. Now you know. Didn't ask? Too bad. Last edited by Taro; 01-29-2014 at 10:38 AM. |
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01-29-2014, 08:51 AM
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I totally disagree with everything you have said here, but I'm not going to bother explaining why I disagree, seeing as it doesn't really matter anyway. Resistance is futile!
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01-29-2014, 08:57 AM
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Considering style of that post he likely smoked pot all night long. Does not worth the answer.
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01-29-2014, 09:39 AM
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Thanks superman
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01-29-2014, 09:40 AM
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Please write a follow up thread detailing the finer points of sarcasm. It seems a few members need the refresher.
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01-29-2014, 09:47 AM
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01-29-2014, 09:49 AM
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 Hail stuporman! knower of things! |
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01-29-2014, 10:32 AM
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I bet you IQ and whatnot. One Thousand Dollars. Slip angle, yaw, inside wheel lift. Cerebral.
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01-29-2014, 10:57 AM
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Haha this was totally done to impersonate a certain someone in the Canada section.. Cheers
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01-29-2014, 12:18 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAH I hope that retard sees this.
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01-29-2014, 01:03 PM
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Rob Ford, is that you?!
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01-29-2014, 01:12 PM
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I was wondering , is Stuporman a shill working for the forum operators to generate activity ?
hmmmmmm ---------- or just another idiot scum lawyer. (apologies to lawyers - some are not idiots)   CERBERUS |
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01-29-2014, 02:49 PM
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❤ fr-s love ❤
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tags: weed smokin lawyer..... LOL!
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01-29-2014, 02:59 PM
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i'm sorry, what?
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Imagine she's singing directly to Spuderman
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don't you think if I was wrong, I'd know it?
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