Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Just reminded me of something my calc.2 professor used to say. "And what do you do with this radical? Do you shoot it like a hippie from the 60s? ... Nooo, you (do some math-y thing)"

Never really remembered what the correct answer was...

"Get off my lawn!"



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[Sapphireho]

I'm not feeling that great tonight. If I get sick this week I'm going to be so upset. Everyone please send me healthy positive vibes man.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Wacky comments must be Calc professor standby. When you got an oral question wrong in class, my Professor used to say, with his hands in the finger tapping pyramid position of an evil villain plotting to take over the world "Mr. <yournamehere> with that answer you would be up the preverbal small tributary in a chicken-wire canoe without a proper means of locomotion".

Try physics profs. They just say bizarre shit and laugh while everyone else just looks puzzled.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I'm not feeling that great tonight. If I get sick this week I'm going to be so upset. Everyone please send me healthy positive vibes man.

No wonder you're feeling sick - too much greasy foods -

Maybe back to your own cooking isn't agreeing with you?

What's special about this week?

I suggest you drink lots of water, get plenty of rest, abstain from rich foods, alcohol and sex.


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

No wonder you're feeling sick - too much greasy foods -

Maybe back to your own cooking isn't agreeing with you?

What's special about this week?

I suggest you drink lots of water, get plenty of rest, abstain from rich foods, alcohol and sex.


humfrz

More of a headache and sinus/congestion thing. Eating pretty good now.

Reno this weekend with the ultras and tcoats. Should be supper fun.

I'm still recovering from all the sex on our anniversary Boise trip.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

See - too MUCH sex -

Sounds like a fun meet up -

OK, one for your headaches the other for your sinus congestion.

Guarenteed to make you feel better -



humfrz

Well, If cocaine didn't work, I doubt that would.

Edit: oh wait, I didn't realize that was two different things. I'm doing the cocaine now, looking for the other. Can't find it on Amazon.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

That front fender looks longer than my entire car.

Well it's 19ft long so unless you car is a pickup truck... actually I think it's one of the largest two door cars ever mass produced. I have taken a picture of it next to my BRZ where it looks like half the size.

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[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Well it's 19ft long so unless you car is a pickup truck... actually I think it's one of the largest two door cars ever mass produced. I have taken a picture of it next to my BRZ where it looks like half the size.

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I so want a picture of it next to my lotus. Could you drive to Reno this weekend?

[Ultramaroon]

Changed the oil in the Falcon. 8 quarts.

[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I'm still recovering from all the sex on our anniversary Boise trip.

I think that people who brag about how much sex they have, probably really aren't having very much at all.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Well, If cocaine didn't work, I doubt that would.

Edit: oh wait, I didn't realize that was two different things. I'm doing the cocaine now, looking for the other. Can't find it on Amazon.

Oh, yes, it's important to keep the chemistry straight -

Reminds me of back-in-the-day story. It was a cold, rainy night when I was chairing a combined AA and NA meeting in the basement of a church. Just as I had started the meeting, these two young men arrived. One was holding the other one up and the other one did not look good, and believe me, I have seen some waisted ones.

I asked the coherent one what the other one was on. He replied that he had just shot himself up with a "hot shot" (which is an injected combination of heroin and cocaine - one slows down the heart, the other one speeds it up).

The hospital was just down the street, so I asked an associate AA member to escort that dude down to the emergency room.

Yep, it's important to keep the chemistry straight -


THE END


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

I took the old fuel pump out of my '74 Lincoln... Hopefully this Holley pump will last longer than the 3 months the other ones seem to last.

Ya gotta go big with a fuel pump with them old Lincolns.



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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

I think that people who brag about how much sex they have, probably really aren't having very much at all.

Does masturbation count?? -



humfrz

[EAGLE5]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I was the only one out of 52 that didn't actually get captured so I figured I had already proven myself enough.

Perhaps when searching, they needed to look up instead of down?

I find all these military stories so fascinating, and they make me glad I never enlisted.