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deucethemoose · 05-21-2013, 11:40 PM

I heard this thread needed more assholes.

OP, to reiterate what everyone else has already pointed out - you clearly are deficient when it comes to operating a motor vehicle in a responsible manner. I don't care how many jobs you work, or how many wicked sweet promotions you get - that does not mean you know how to drive a car... as you have shown us.

so with that, all I have to say is:

aaaand I'm out.

FRiSson · 05-21-2013, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAWR BRZ

You aren't even close to high score yet. Your score isnt even as high as mine. I have 37 accidents and 24 cars totaled with 71 tickets.

Childs' play: I caused -
213 Accidents
91 totaled vehicles
754 tickets
Bankrupted a AA-rated insurance company
Caused the Greek bond default
Accidently burned the library at Alexandria
Broke Optimus Prime's knee
Brought the black plague from India to Italy (who knew a pet rat could carry plague fleas?)
Stole and Joy-rided the Death Star and erased 7 worlds while drunk on Jack Daniels.

tomato88 · 05-21-2013, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAWR BRZ

You aren't even close to high score yet. Your score isnt even as high as mine. I have 37 accidents and 24 cars totaled with 71 tickets.

All I heard was "my poop is bigger than your poop and I'm proud of it."

jstans84 · 05-22-2013, 12:07 AM

My turn!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joetheegyptian

I don't know anybody else my age who works as hard as I do.

When I was your age I was putting in 100+ hour work weeks in Iraq while serving in the Marine Corps so don't even try to play that bullshit card.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joetheegyptian

Why the hell would I drive a 30k car without insurance. Just because I drove recklessly doesn't mean I'm an idiot.

Actually that is EXACTLY what it means.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joetheegyptian

All you people joking about my misfortune are assholes. You people are pathetic, I can't believe I had this forum as my homepage for almost a year.... I was actually getting upset about the replies but screw that, you are all just a bunch of assholes

Quote:

Originally Posted by sho220

lol or this one...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtDwtTuTJR8"]Family Guy - NASCAR in China - YouTube[/ame]

RAWR BRZ · 05-22-2013, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRiSson

Childs' play: I caused -
213 Accidents
91 totaled vehicles
754 tickets
Bankrupted a AA-rated insurance company
Caused the Greek bond default
Accidently burned the library at Alexandria
Broke Optimus Prime's knee
Brought the black plague from India to Italy (who knew a pet rat could carry plague fleas?)
Stole and Joy-rided the Death Star and erased 7 worlds while drunk on Jack Daniels.

Sonolin · 05-22-2013, 12:27 AM

...mmmm Jack Daniels

Kettle · 05-22-2013, 12:29 AM

This thread is hilarious.

Lonewolf · 05-22-2013, 12:31 AM

Op - Sell the car before you mow down in an old lady in a crosswalk, spin out trying to avoid her and then fishtail around a busy city intersection taking out light poles and other cars as if they were bumper cars...we don't need you jacking up the insurance rates for the rest of us

jstans84 · 05-22-2013, 12:32 AM

I'm sad that I can't add any tags

CamryDS · 05-22-2013, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FRiSson

Childs' play: I caused -
213 Accidents
91 totaled vehicles
754 tickets
Bankrupted a AA-rated insurance company
Caused the Greek bond default
Accidently burned the library at Alexandria
Broke Optimus Prime's knee
Brought the black plague from India to Italy (who knew a pet rat could carry plague fleas?)
Stole and Joy-rided the Death Star and erased 7 worlds while drunk on Jack Daniels.

Damn, is that why he limps in the movies now!?

carbonBLUE · 05-22-2013, 01:47 AM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoBg9vmKbz0"]Bad Driving Compilation - YouTube[/ame]

im just going to leave this here

GNS · 05-22-2013, 02:50 AM

Bitch, when I was your age, I was busy free forming organic molecules into the first forms of life on Earth. I had to get up at 3am every morning on a 10 hr solar cycle, working 42hr shifts just to haul the continents around with a rope strapped to my back, uphill both ways in the burning ash from exploding volcanoes and poisonous atmosphere.

TheEradicator · 05-22-2013, 03:15 AM

Advice.... STOP WRECKING YOUR CARS ASSHOLE!

EAGLE5 · 05-22-2013, 05:14 AM

I like the video afterwards, with the proper positioning on a sport bike. Anyone else watch that?

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05-22-2013, 01:47 AM	#249
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GNS Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: . Location: Ontario Posts: 350 Thanks: 28 Thanked 223 Times in 105 Posts Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Bitch, when I was your age, I was busy free forming organic molecules into the first forms of life on Earth. I had to get up at 3am every morning on a 10 hr solar cycle, working 42hr shifts just to haul the continents around with a rope strapped to my back, uphill both ways in the burning ash from exploding volcanoes and poisonous atmosphere.

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