Tcoat's Lunch? [OFFICIAL THREAD] GONE SEXUAL!!!

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Wagyu potatoes are the best

Kobe are better.

[Sapphireho]

I know you guys are having fun with the "wild caught potatoes"thing, but it is real here in Idaho.

Our schools of wild potatoes are at risk. We have gone to "farming" as a way to try to preserve the species with some success, but there is still a lot we need to learn.

Meanwhile, the coast guard here in Boise Bay keeps spotting these Asian harpoon boats just off our waters. They ignore international law, indiscriminately harpooning the oldest and biggest wild potatoes, not caring if they go extinct. Greenpiece ships have tried to interfere by ramming the ships, but they still fish on.

The fight is real. Save the wild potatoes.

[Sapphireho]

I blame the "potato fin soup" craze. That and hashbrowns.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I know you guys are having fun with the "wild caught potatoes"thing, but it is real here in Idaho.

I was having fun. Now I feel bad.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I was having fun. Now I feel bad.

Enjoy those tots.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Enjoy those tots.

Remember when I sat in your lotus? That was fun.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Remember when I sat in your lotus? That was fun.

Now your hitting below the belt.

[blsfrs]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I know you guys are having fun with the "wild caught potatoes"thing, but it is real here in Idaho.

Our schools of wild potatoes are at risk. We have gone to "farming" as a way to try to preserve the species with some success, but there is still a lot we need to learn.

Meanwhile, the coast guard here in Boise Bay keeps spotting these Asian harpoon boats just off our waters. They ignore international law, indiscriminately harpooning the oldest and biggest wild potatoes, not caring if they go extinct. Greenpiece ships have tried to interfere by ramming the ships, but they still fish on.

The fight is real. Save the wild potatoes.

I'm surprised nobody spotted the Asian harpoon boats sneaking over the Rockies. Maybe they're coming down from Canada, eh?

It gets me thinking too that Moby **** was really about a great white potato. Poor Ahab was done in by a spud.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by blsfrs

I'm surprised nobody spotted the Asian harpoon boats sneaking over the Rockies. Maybe they're coming down from Canada, eh?

That's our guess. They just put on toques, drink Molson, and say sorry a lot and sale right thru.

Originally Posted by blsfrs

It gets me thinking too that Moby **** was really about a great white potato. Poor Ahab was done in by a spud.

Yes, makes you think....

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Now your hitting below the belt.

Just reminiscing

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Just reminiscing

I want to build my world around you.

Dancing in the dark, walking thru the park and.....

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I want to build my world around you.

Dancing in the dark, walking thru the park and.....

talking about a lifetime plan

[Spuds]

The potatoes had it coming. Sneaking around in the dirt. Growing out of control. One day you think there's just one. Next time you look there's a whole possy of them. Damn taters coming onto MY land and eating from MY soil. One day there's going to be no dirt left for me to eat! Taters just think they can spread all over the place. Next thing you know they'll start thinking they're people. They'll want to go to school, take people jobs, read, write, vote! Damn world's gone mad, I tell ya.

[gen3v8]

Originally Posted by Spuds

The potatoes had it coming. Sneaking around in the dirt. Growing out of control. One day you think there's just one. Next time you look there's a whole possy of them. Damn taters coming onto MY land and eating from MY soil. One day there's going to be no dirt left for me to eat! Taters just think they can spread all over the place. Next thing you know they'll start thinking they're people. They'll want to go to school, take people jobs, read, write, vote! Damn world's gone mad, I tell ya.

Global domination from the dictater