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Dadhawk · 01-28-2022, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I had no idea. I thought it was supposed to age with a perfect seal. Great wine is the highest expression of artisanal process. Black magic.

In theory, you are supposed to keep them on their sides so the cork stays hydrated from contact with the wine. Otherwise, the cork dries out, too much air gets in and you end up with expensive vinegar. There are experts that debunk that though and say the air in the bottle is so humid as the wine tries to evaporate, it takes care of itself. The wine would go bad at about the same rate either way. It's more about the surroundings where it is kept.

For example, wine (mostly champagne) brought up from the Titanic was supposedly still very good even though it had been haphazardly stored on the bottom of the ocean for 70 years.

Me, well all wine tastes the same, and I have no interest.

Ultramaroon · 01-28-2022, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Apparently that is a bad bad idea. The ones with corks were all a wonder vinegar. The one with a screw cap was the only one that was still even remotely good.

Gotta keep the cork wet for the seal. The fact that it acts like a membrane is amazing.

Dadhawk · 01-28-2022, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Gotta keep the cork wet for the seal. The fact that it acts like a membrane is amazing.

https://www.thrillist.com/news/store...ide-or-upright

Ultramaroon · 01-28-2022, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Me, well all wine tastes the same, and I have no interest.

I became a wine snob accidentally. Since that experience twenty five years ago, nothing I've tasted has come close. It's a good thing that I don't care. Just interesting. Tcoat and Ho have heard me tell the story. I may even have written about it here.

Ultramaroon · 01-28-2022, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dadhawk

https://www.thrillist.com/news/store...ide-or-upright

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To really put a cork in the whole discussion, Cabral added this crystallization of the notion: “The idea that storing a wine on its side to stop the cork drying out is bullsh*t.”

NoHaveMSG · 01-28-2022, 03:12 PM

Cheat day lunch from my favorite taco truck.

humfrz · 01-28-2022, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I became a wine snob accidentally. Since that experience twenty five years ago, nothing I've tasted has come close. It's a good thing that I don't care. Just interesting. Tcoat and Ho have heard me tell the story. I may even have written about it here.

I haven't heard the story, so what is it?

Let me guess, 25 years ago, you were in a restaurant in NYC when the table next to you got upset and a bottle of wine and a plate of chicken wings fell on the floor. You were sopping up the wine off the floor with the chicken wings when you noticed the label on the wine bottle -

Ultramaroon · 01-28-2022, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

I haven't heard the story, so what is it?

Let me guess, 25 years ago, you were in a restaurant in NYC when the table next to you got upset and a bottle of wine and a plate of chicken wings fell on the floor. You were sopping up the wine off the floor with the chicken wings when you noticed the label on the wine bottle -

You remembered!

Sapphireho · 01-28-2022, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

I haven't heard the story, so what is it?

Let me guess, 25 years ago, you were in a restaurant in NYC when the table next to you got upset and a bottle of wine and a plate of chicken wings fell on the floor. You were sopping up the wine off the floor with the chicken wings when you noticed the label on the wine bottle -

Almost...

He was on the subway when a guy dropped his to-go order of wings and bottle of Thunderbird. The rest is history.

Sapphireho · 01-28-2022, 04:59 PM

I've had about a dozen 1963 vintage ports over the last 10 years, and I've dug out corks in pieces where I thought, " now the hell is there any wine in this bottle? ". Always incredible wine.

If I had money to waste, I would so buy and drink this..

https://www.shopwinedirect.com/dows-...kaAjKaEALw_wcB

spike021 · 01-29-2022, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Pro tip: If the cork falls apart, just shove it into the bottle. I felt so dumb when I was first shown the trick. "Duh!"

Yeah, I was thinking about just trying to shove it all the way in (

) but gave up because the food was ready for the deglazing step and I didn't want to spend anymore time on the wine.

humfrz · 01-31-2022, 01:50 AM

Bubba says to hold the corked wine bottle sideways and bang it several times against a sturdy post in the barn.

soundman98 · 01-31-2022, 02:55 AM

But only while recording the process for our enjoyment later

Sapphireho · 01-31-2022, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Bubba says to hold the corked wine bottle sideways and bang it several times against a sturdy post in the barn.

Need a shoe too. Does Bubba wear shoes?

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