Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Bet he tried - once!

There are no instructions on the bread.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

There are no instructions on the bread.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

There are no instructions on the bread.

Welp, your dad was pretty smart. That way, your mom wouldn't let him in the kitchen anymore -

Reminds me of the mistake I made before mrs humfrz and I put our families together. The to be mrs humfrz and her daughter lived in their condo and their idea of "cooking" a meal consisted of an appetizer, consisting of broccoli, cauliflower with a low cal dip. The main course was fish, vegetables and a salad.

After we left her condo, after the first meal she prepared for my sons and I, my boys said to me "dad, we're still hungry, can we stop and get something to eat?".

So, when we invited them over to our house for a meal, I cooked up an appetizer of bacon wrapped chicken livers, followed with a pot roast with biscuits and REAL butter. Pecan pie with REAL ice cream for dessert.

Ever since then mrs humfrz said, OK, hot shot, YOU do the cooking!

When I went to help he out by trying to vacuum her condo, I noticed that the bag on her vac was full and the filter was clogged. I cleaned it up and mentioned to her that her vac would work better if she emptied it out more often. She replied, OK, hot shot, YOU do the vacuuming, which I have had to do ever since.

Shall I continue, or do you engaged men get the drift?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

You had a toaster? Well you were lucky. We used to dream of having a toaster. We had to make toast on a piece of wire stuck in the fire. All 26 of us! Sometimes there wasn't enough bread to go around and you had to make do with sniffing other peoples toast.

I recon ya'll needed a bigger fireplace -

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Welp, your dad was pretty smart. That way, your mom wouldn't let him in the kitchen anymore -

I am pretty sure that is mostly it. I have seen her kick him out of the kitchen a time or two so I wouldn't be surprised it is somewhat intentional.

[humfrz]

OK, gang, I'm off to the Walmart Supercenter to do grocery shopping for our Christmas meal. Mrs humfrz handed me this list of all kinds of weird stuff that I will have a hard time finding - while the half blind, old ladies are ramming into me with their powered shopping carts -

Wish me luck -

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I recon ya'll needed a bigger fireplace -

Yu are too old to get the reference. We need somebody in between!

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

You had a toaster? Well you were lucky. We used to dream of having a toaster. We had to make toast on a piece of wire stuck in the fire. All 26 of us! Sometimes there wasn't enough bread to go around and you had to make do with sniffing other peoples toast.

.

[cjd]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, gang, I'm off to the Walmart Supercenter to do grocery shopping for our Christmas meal. Mrs humfrz handed me this list of all kinds of weird stuff that I will have a hard time finding - while the half blind, old ladies are ramming into me with their powered shopping carts -

Wish me luck -

I thought YOU did the cooking
Hope you make it out alive with everything needed. And enjoy it later.

[gen3v8]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, gang, I'm off to the Walmart Supercenter to do grocery shopping for our Christmas meal. Mrs humfrz handed me this list of all kinds of weird stuff that I will have a hard time finding - while the half blind, old ladies are ramming into me with their powered shopping carts -

Wish me luck -

Hehehe Need more than luck. Good luck anyways

[soundman98]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Welp, your dad was pretty smart. That way, your mom wouldn't let him in the kitchen anymore -

Reminds me of the mistake I made before mrs humfrz and I put our families together. The to be mrs humfrz and her daughter lived in their condo and their idea of "cooking" a meal consisted of an appetizer, consisting of broccoli, cauliflower with a low cal dip. The main course was fish, vegetables and a salad.

After we left her condo, after the first meal she prepared for my sons and I, my boys said to me "dad, we're still hungry, can we stop and get something to eat?".

So, when we invited them over to our house for a meal, I cooked up an appetizer of bacon wrapped chicken livers, followed with a pot roast with biscuits and REAL butter. Pecan pie with REAL ice cream for dessert.

Ever since then mrs humfrz said, OK, hot shot, YOU do the cooking!

When I went to help he out by trying to vacuum her condo, I noticed that the bag on her vac was full and the filter was clogged. I cleaned it up and mentioned to her that her vac would work better if she emptied it out more often. She replied, OK, hot shot, YOU do the vacuuming, which I have had to do ever since.

Shall I continue, or do you engaged men get the drift?

the lesson here is to fix it while doing it worse than she did.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Yu are too old to get the reference. We need somebody in between!

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Wish me luck -

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I knew you would come through for me!