Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[bcj]

"Boy, I couldn't live like that!"

[spike021]

Originally Posted by weederr33

When I was a teenager, I had a dream I was stung by something. It was then that I was stung again to realize it wasn't a dream but in fact, a scorpion in my bed making his way up my leg. So I was stung twice before evicting him from my bed. Had it happened again, it would have been dangerously close to the boys.

Yeah I'd never feel comfortable in that bed again.

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by spike021

Yeah I'd never feel comfortable in that bed again.

It's really not that bad. I named him Sting and then threw him out to fight for his life against the preying mantis's.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by spike021

tadaaaa:

fuck you, little motherfucking motherfucker

[Ultramaroon]

the wasp, I mean

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

the wasp, I mean

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by weederr33

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

[ichitaka05]

I was reading this to the baby… before read the next alphabet, both wife & I try to guess. This shit wasn’t easy!

Can you guys name all of em?

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

I was reading this to the baby… before read the next alphabet, both wife & I try to guess. This shit wasn’t easy!

Can you guys name all of em?

F is for ft86club.com

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by weederr33

It's really not that bad. I named him Sting and then threw him out to fight for his life against the preying mantis's.

Sooooo it was your pet -

You left that part out -

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

I was reading this to the baby…

So, I suppose algebra lessons will start for the baby next week?

[weederr33]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Sooooo it was your pet -

You left that part out -

Haha nah it wasn't. I just felt like giving it a name. I've had odd pets, but insects and arachnids are not something I'd want.

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

F is for ft86club.com

I was thinking of “Fuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk! I boosted without tune. Now left w rod knock!” Lmao

[soundman98]

i was going to make a list with rod knock, but r is for racing distracted me...

A is for air bag, try to never use those
b is for boost leak, which is never fun
c is for catalytic converter, to be removed by a person more desperate than i
d is for doglegging, it means you need a better mechanic
e is for emissions, which are a pain
f is for flat tire, but they're easy to change
g is for grille, where the bugs get stuck
h is for horn, use it when the other drivers are texting
i is for ignition, it's where the key goes
j is for jalopy, it's what poor people drive
k is for key, and makes the car start
l is for lemon's, and you need to convince your daddy to take you
m is for money, you need more of it
n is for neutral drop
o is for oil, keep it in the motor
p is for parking, keep it between the lines
q is for quilts, which you should have in the trunk for emergencies
r is for racing, don't talk about the times it's not done at the track
s is for speed, which you'll never have enough
t is for traction, which always disappears at the worst times
u is for underwear, you'll need a fresh set after traction goes away
v is for valve train, it makes the car move
w is for windshield, they're expensive to replace
x is for exacto knife, it comes in handy when you start modding
y is for yamaha, look up the LFA, you'll understand
z is for zebra, try not to hit those