Today I Learned...

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soundman98

i've offered to drive the truck floats. they've never taken me up on it. it might have something to do with the fact that i openly admit that it's a perfect excuse to intentionally throw candy at people.

You're not supposed to whip it at them.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Adjusting the pedals.

Not again.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by soundman98

i've offered to drive the truck floats. they've never taken me up on it. it might have something to do with the fact that i openly admit that it's a perfect excuse to intentionally throw candy at people.

Found out I'll be driving one of my trucks, I'm sure with a lot of red, white, and blue taped to it, with a big Blue Star Moms billboard thing in the back, with 3 moms in the truck with me, throwing candy.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Found out I'll be driving one of my trucks, I'm sure with a lot of red, white, and blue taped to it, with a big Blue Star Moms billboard thing in the back, with 3 moms in the truck with me, throwing candy.

Tape some flares to the sides. That'll look cool

[soundman98]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

You're not supposed to whip it at them.

the trick is to get it in their bucket

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soundman98

the trick is to get it in their bucket

I was going for the visual of why you would be banned from throwing candy in the first place.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by soundman98

the trick is to get it in their bucket

I've been corrected by my wife. I'll have some of the moms that can't walk the parade route in the truck, and the moms that can walk the route will be HANDING out candy. They have rules.

[Captain Snooze]

Originally Posted by FR-S2GT86

I wouldn't complain too much. People have been unwittingly talked into worse situations before.

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I never understood what was funny about Seinfeld. I only ever saw the show at friends' homes at and I just didn't get it.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I've been corrected by my wife. I'll have some of the moms that can't walk the parade route in the truck, and the moms that can walk the route will be HANDING out candy. They have rules.

What else would be fun to throw that kids like? Firecrackers?

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Tape some flares to the sides. That'll look cool

My wheels aren't wide enough to need flares.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

What else would be fun to throw that kids like? Firecrackers?

Puppies

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Puppies

lolol...

[FR-S2GT86]

Just tell all the kids that if they want any candy, they'll have to get into the truck with you. That'll guarantee that you won't be volun-told next year.

[FR-S2GT86]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

lolol...

Kittens.