Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[strat61caster]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Welp, I went to the tax lady today to file an extension and have her do my taxes. She will give me the bad news in a couple of weeks.

On the way back, I stopped in to the beauty shop and had that cute little Asian lady trim my toenails. Why? Because I can't easily reach them anymore. Plus I got this one large rogue toenail that is too thick and ingrown sideways to the extent that I can't get ahold of it with even my hedge trimmer. Yep, that gal went and got a dremel tool and ground it down (why didn't I think of that?)

What an exciting day -

What color did you pick?

[soundman98]

Originally Posted by strat61caster

What color did you pick?

that reminds me. my grandfather is the good 'ole boy straight-laced kind of guy, no floofy, frilly crap kinda guy. everything's got a purpose. but once, he let my sister paint one of his fingernails hot pink. and he left it for 3 months.

the things grandparents do for/with grandchildren

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by strat61caster

What color did you pick?

Hot pink - what else?

[strat61caster]

I prefer dark metallics myself.
I was highly amused to find out my coworkers were gossiping behind my back about it. I was working at a >60 year old aerospace company at the time.

[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

On the way back, I stopped in to the beauty shop and had that cute little Asian lady trim my toenails. Why? Because I can't easily reach them anymore. Plus I got this one large rogue toenail that is too thick and ingrown sideways to the extent that I can't get ahold of it with even my hedge trimmer. Yep, that gal went and got a dremel tool and ground it down (why didn't I think of that?)

If you actually forced another human being to service your disgusting toes and feet as you describe, that's fucked up.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by strat61caster

I prefer dark metallics myself.
I was highly amused to find out my coworkers were gossiping behind my back about it. I was working at a >60 year old aerospace company at the time.

I'll betcha they did -

[Kiske]

A bitch to get the engine in when you forget to jack up and support the transmission...

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

If you actually forced another human being to service your disgusting toes and feet as you describe, that's fucked up.

Well, yes. -

It all started when mrs humfrz kept bitching because my toe nails were tearing up our sheets. Then one night I rolled over in bed and my big toe nail cut a 4" gash in her leg.

First I tried to reach them with my sawzall, but my toes wouldn't hold still.

So, I bought a pair of heavy duty plier looking nail clippers, but I still couldn't reach my toes, so I ask mrs humfrz to cut them ..... she said NO WAY!

When I went to the nail salon, I reckon that Asian lady didn't know what she was in for - till I pulled off my shoes and socks. She bolted back on her little stool and loudly exclaimed something in Asian to her boss, who told her to proceed, that times were tough and they needed the money.

So, she put on a HD mask and HD gloves and sprayed my feet with something that smelled like a combination of alcohol and sulfuric acid, then she commenced the operation.

THE END - till next year.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Kiske

A bitch to get the engine in when you forget to jack up and support the transmission...

If you would have taken the transmission out first, the engine would have slipped right in -

[soundman98]

not all of us can be foot models.

[KR-S]

Small change in my name today. Never liked how "KR-S 86" doesn't roll off the tongue for me.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soundman98

not all of us can be foot models.

Just my one foot, the other one ain't so perty -

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by KR-S

Small change in my name today. Never liked how "KR-S 86" doesn't roll off the tongue for me.

Much cleaner -

[Clipdat]

Stop with the gross feet pics.