Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Sapphireho]

When will this day end. I hate the first week of DST.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Just stand behind a cow and you will find out -


humfrz

I stand behind at least one every time I get in the elevator at work.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I stand behind at least one every time I get in the elevator at work.

I got the picture -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

When will this day end. I hate the first week of DST.

I reckon traveling to Europe really messes you up -


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I got the picture -


humfrz

I hate to say it, but that gal is skinny compared to the average gal in accounts payable upstairs.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I reckon traveling to Europe really messes you up -


humfrz

Wife won't fly, never been.

I went to Australia when I was 15 with the USA junior Olympic wrestling team. 17.5 hours to Sydney, ouch.

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, I'm starting to understand where you're coming from.

The Internet explained it to me -

"Ghost Cat
Ghost Cat is a widespread phenomenon among cat owners. If you have a "Ninja Cat" ie, you can see your cats, but never hear them, then this is more likely to effect you.

The Ghost Cat phenomenon is basically when you see something move out of the corner of your eye, and believe it to be your cat, only to turn your head and discover nothing's there...

Also very common when you're high, or sleep deprived.

Cat Owner: Dude, I saw The Ghost Cat like 50 times last night! I swear I had to put both of my cats in front of me to stop freaking out!"


Which brings to mind the water purification system we had back on the farm. No need for a water softener because it was rain water.

The water fell on the roof of the barn, went down the eves and downspout into a large tile container (like about 2' in diameter and 6' deep). The large tile was filled with coke (burnt coal - silly) so when the water ran through that large charcoal filter, it was cleaned.

At the bottom of the big tile was a tile pipe that ran to the cistern to store the water.

About twice a year it was the kids job to dig all of the coke out of the tile and put new coke in.

Why did I relate that story?


humfrz

Holy crap there's a name for that!?!? I see ghost cat like every day.

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

My thumb nail is finally grown out new from my water softener install.

So how do you expand flatulence? If only we had an engineer on board.

It's a gas, so it automatically expands to fill the container it is in.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Holy crap there's a name for that!?!? I see ghost cat like every day.

Ya know, there, Spuds, for some reason, that doesn't surprise me -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

It's a gas, so it automatically expands to fill the container it is in.

Sometimes it's a liquid - when you get older, you will understand that -



humfrz

[humfrz]

OK, big day tomorrow!

The granddaughters return.

The Sleep Number bed people are scheduled between 10 AM and 1PM to take two hours to set up the new bed.

Now THAT is during the toddlers and my prime napping time.

Now, what could go wrong with that day?





humfrz

[ScoobsMcGee]

This morning I learned that it is incredibly difficult to rush getting ready for work when you have the song A Horse with No Name stuck in your head.

[Stephen W.]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Sometimes it's a liquid - when you get older, you will understand that -

humfrz

Three things to remember when you get older:
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jUxXMNnMJk[/ame]

[Leonardo]

Do you Lysol your cell phone when it gets dirty? It cleans it nicely.