why doesn't my remote work in the cold?

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, and you didn't have to wear a helmet, and you crashed along side of the road, and hit a tree with your head, - nah, no reason to tell us "the rest of the story" - we can guess what it is -


humfrz

Safety equipment:

Tank top, cutoffs and sneakers.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Safety equipment:

Tank top, cutoffs and sneakers.

[humfrz]

WOW - did this thread drift -

Back on track.

OP, if your car's fob doesn't seem to work in colder weather, simply place it in your wife/girlfriends bra for a few minutes. Got it?


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Safety equipment:

Tank top, cutoffs and sneakers.

OK, I got the picture -


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

WOW - did this thread drift -

Back on track.

OP, if your car's fob doesn't seem to work in colder weather, simply place it in your wife/girlfriends bra for a few minutes. Got it?


humfrz

First response said everything that needed to be said.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, I got the picture -


humfrz

I only remember one of us ever crashing. It was a guy named Kirin. He went straight into the wall at the bridge at Saratoga springs. Didn't get hurt much, but his Motobecane was twisted.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I only remember one of us ever crashing. It was a guy named Kirin. He went straight into the wall at the bridge at Saratoga springs. Didn't get hurt much, but his Motobecane was twisted.

Now that we are off onto bicycle accidents, the only one I remember was dropping the front wheel of my 10 speed into the trolley track lip on the OSU campus.

I'd tell the story, but I have a feeling ol @Tcoat would call me on telling it twice - or just for further corrupting this thread -


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Now that we are off onto bicycle accidents, the only one I remember was dropping the front wheel of my 10 speed into the trolley track lip on the OSU campus.

I'd tell the story, but I have a feeling ol @Tcoat would call me on telling it twice - or just for further corrupting this thread -


humfrz

F it, tell it again.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

F it, tell it again.

OK, since you insist.

It was a warm, windy, spring day, on The Ohio State University campus.

I had a 10 speed bike that I rode from my apartment off campus, to the campus for classes, to the OSU research station, where I worked, back to campus for more classes, back to my apartment. It was about a 60 mile circuit each day during the summer quarter.

Of course, I was a bullet proof, speedster on my bike, in my young 20's. One fine day I was cranking down a main street on campus, looking at all the girls with their short, wrap around skirts, flapping the breeze, when I rode into this major intersection.

Well, THAT street was the last of the streets on campus that still had the old trolley tracks. Guess what? I found out that the front wheel of my 10 speed bike fit perfectly into the lip of the old trolley tracks. Yep, just like you rode it into a vice.

I went down hard. My books and papers went one way in the busy intersection, my bike just stayed right there and I went the other way. Cars screeched to a halt, one ran over my bike and another damn near ran over me.

I picked myself up, wiped off the blood from my skinned up body with my T shirt, chained what was left of my bike to a tree and went into the chemistry class, where a couple of nice pre-med students bandaged me up with toilet paper.


THE END


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, since you insist.

It was a warm, windy, spring day, on The Ohio State University campus.

Humfrz on his bike.