Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[BigFatFlip]

Get white wheels they said... It would be fun they said...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by BigFatFlip

Get white wheels they said... It would be fun they said...

I have talked about 10 people out of white wheels over the years.

They are not fun.
They really suck in the mud.
They really suck with raccoon blood.
They really suck with brake wear dust.
They really suck when they start to rust.
I advise against them here or there.
I advise against them anywhere.

[bcj]

Got my OBDII reader in the mail today.
Set it up with the phone and notepad. No problems.

Now I've got nothing to reset. Says everything is fine.
What the heck! mumble mumble.

And AT codes! Talk about archaic.
That's from my first 1200 baud modem in '84.
Mean to say, we're still *using* that stuff? Urgh.

Anyway, nice device.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by JD001

Do you have $150 head of hair? Second thoughts don't answer that... You need to find a traditional male barber shop, you're spending too much time in the company of women..

Well, I used to go to a traditional male barber for over 25 years, but he went and died of a heart attack. So, his part time assistant took over his business and she does real good, once I get used to the kimchi smell on her breath.

Just down the road, I went to the same butcher for over 25 years, but he died recently.

Yep, too many women in my everyday life - wife, daughter and three granddaughters. It's getting tougher to pee off the back deck without getting scolded -


humfrz

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yep, too many women in my everyday life - wife, daughter and three granddaughters. It's getting tougher to pee off the back deck without getting scolded -


humfrz

Peeing off the back deck is inappropriate.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Peeing off the back deck is inappropriate.

That's what the big tree is for.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Peeing off the back deck is inappropriate.

Hey, I was born and raised on a farm - it was a long ways to the out house -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

That's what the big tree is for.

Well, then I would have to climb down off the deck and then back up, but, I do aim for it -


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Peeing off the back deck is inappropriate.

Only if the wind direction is wrong.

[humfrz]

Well, time to take the three granddaughters back to their home for the weekend.

An adult weekend coming up -

Sleep in - a quiet house - no toys to pick up - no dirty diapers to change - no pre-teen fights to break up -

pa-pa humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Only if the wind direction is wrong.

Thankfully I have three directions I can choose from -

Thankfully the Asian lady who lives across the street has bad eyesight -


humfrz

[JD001]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Peeing off the back deck is inappropriate.

Only if you miss the target!

[JD001]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Thankfully I have three directions I can choose from -

Thankfully the Asian lady who lives across the street has bad eyesight -


humfrz

Or it could be that the Asian lady is just polite... Or she's enjoys the show..

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by JD001

Or it could be that the Asian lady is just polite... Or she's enjoys the show..

Not much of a show with that little thing dribbling between my legs -

Reminds me of back at Fort Benning, GA, on marches, when we would fall out for pee call. 180 men peeing off the side of the road with civilian women driving by. -


humfrz