Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by bcj

That'll buff out

YOU'RE NO SMARTER THAN THAT OTHER GUY!

I ALREADY TRIED THAT AND THE LIGHT WOULDN'T GO AWAY!





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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by spike021

My short term memory is so bad. I’m sitting in the courthouse now wondering if I remembered to shut my driver side window all the way. ��

Tell them that at your preliminary interview - they will dismiss you.


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Yeah, my Fiance had it this summer. What a FUBAR CF BS orgy of stupidity. They can't even get the "informative" video from the 80s to run, probably cause it's on VHS.

And people over 70 can get out of it. WTF is wrong with this place if RETIRED people are the ones who don't have to sit around doing nothing all day. Idk if it's just our podunk DAF county or all of PA but it really pissed me off.

The over 70 crowd are prime selections here in this county -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

It seems to be universal because it is the same here.


Think about it for a second. Would you really want a jury full of Hums deciding your fate? The constant "what did they say?" and "I don't know what that means".

WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY? HE IS MUMBLING, MUST BE GUILTY! GUILTY! BRING THE NEXT GUILTY SOB IN -


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I remember back in the day, when I was one of the three "judges" in a military summary court martial. Yep, 23 cases heard, 23 found guilty, all within three hours.

Sorry if I've told that story before -

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY? HE IS MUMBLING, MUST BE GUILTY! GUILTY! BRING THE NEXT GUILTY SOB IN -


humfrz


I remember back in the day, when I was one of the three "judges" in a military summary court martial. Yep, 23 cases heard, 23 found guilty, all within three hours.

Sorry if I've told that story before -

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I have never been called. My wife gets called about ever 8 months for the last 20 years. She has not yet been selected though.

Oh, I figure you have been considered, but neither the defense or the prosecution wanted you to be called -


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Ummmm how old do you think my wife is?

I figured she was about 20 years old when that picture was taken -


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

One big giant happy quartz sink. Love it.

I see they did a great job with the Bondo on those cracks -


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[cjd]

Originally Posted by spike021

Jury selection starts tomorrow until Monday.

If I am selected, the case/trial will last to approximately October 19.

Can't give the details I have for obvious reasons but suffice to say.. things aren't lookin' too good for me.

I've been once. Two weeks and a day. $11 to show for it, total.

The nightmares haven't visited me since the crash, probably because that replaced it... Did I set up wrong? Forget to tell the driver something? How did it even happen? Not going to lie, it visits daymares still occasionally, especially when people talk about jury duty.

Hope it works out better for you.

[p1l0t]

Have you ever heard two bowlers give you the same advice about how to throw a hook?

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[ScoobsMcGee]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Have you ever heard two bowlers give you the same advice about how to throw a hook?

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Yes, and then I asked them how they got into the building and to leave me alone because I was trying to pee. I don't get why people feel a urinal is a good place to strike up conversation.

[echo419]

Originally Posted by ScoobsMcGee

Yes, and then I asked them how they got into the building and to leave me alone because I was trying to pee. I don't get why people feel a urinal is a good place to strike up conversation.

I refuse to talk to people in the bathroom. some get upset about it but for some reason they never complain about it in front of other people outside of the bathroom.

[p1l0t]

It doesn't bother me. (Unless it's some weird shit like 'Hey, can I piss on your ass?') I don't start conservations in the bathroom usually, at least not while I'm peeing but I don't care if someone does. In front of the sink is another story I will start one there.

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[ScoobsMcGee]

In other news, I just had to explain to an IT professional who has been in the field for over a decade why emailing a user to explain that their email password had been changed won't work. Again.