Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

It was so fun, PNW guys and gals are so fun. A huge shout out to Mrs. Ultra; she made it happen with the best food ever! She is the best!

They didn't even take you down to the Portland Crack Hoe House?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I won $1000! It was a good overnight stop!

I thought the weekend couldn't get any better until I got a $99 room, won $1000, and got into the breakfast buffet as a senior for $7.

Now, THAT will make the @Tcoat 's so jealous ....... mrs TCoat because of the winnings ......TCoat because of the $7 breakfast buffet.


humfrz

[Nevermore]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Click on his name in his sig block. Click view public profile. Click Statistic. Click Treads Started By.

I think you underestimate my laziness.

[Nevermore]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Let me help you out here, Nevermore, with your career path. So, in your remaining couple of months, outline a five year plan for your (unit) that:

* increases revenue by 25%

* increases pre-tax profit by 20%

* reduces overhead by 15%

* reduces operating costs by 12%

NOW, when you are asked by your new employer what you did for your old business ....... you have the answer .......


humfrz - business consultant ...... retired .......

This is a solid plan, but since we're being outsourced, I think they've figured out the whole "reduce costs" thing...

Originally Posted by humfrz

Don't worry bout it, Nevermore ....... it's above your paygrade ......





humfrz

Accurate.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Now, THAT will make the @Tcoat 's so jealous ....... mrs TCoat because of the winnings ......TCoat because of the $7 breakfast buffet.


humfrz

She is booking the flight this very second. She has all of the casinos on the west coast on speed dial.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

They didn't even take you down to the Portland Crack Hoe House?

No. Were they holding out? I love crack hoes!

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Made home in 11 parsecs, bitch.

You folded space to make the distance to your house 1e1000% longer, then went faster than the speed of light to reach it in a day?

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Spuds

You folded space to make the distance to your house 1e1000% longer, then went faster than the speed of light to reach it in a day?

Yes, bitch.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Spuds

You folded space to make the distance to your house 1e1000% longer, then went faster than the speed of light to reach it in a day?

He didn't really make it in a day but the new slave cylinder made it feel like less.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

He didn't really make it in a day but the new slave cylinder made it feel like less.

Made it feel like 10 parsecs

[Sapphireho]

The car ran like a top. I got about 30 mpg on gas. It was just smooth sailing. It really is a pleasure to drive.

And I used my cruise control for the first time!

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

The car ran like a top. I got about 30 mpg on gas. It was just smooth sailing. It really is a pleasure to drive.

And I used my cruise control for the first time!

Wow. Window washer and cruise within a about a month. We will have you actually driving that thing yet.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Now, THAT will make the @Tcoat 's so jealous ....... mrs TCoat because of the winnings ......TCoat because of the $7 breakfast buffet.


humfrz

I asked the gal making omelets if she could make me eggs benny. She said they had it already made in one of the steam tables. I sweet talked her into making me a fresh one with the carved ham she had. it was slow when I was there. She actually went back and poached me two fresh eggs. I tipped her a 5. It was so good.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Wow. Window washer and cruise within a about a month. We will have you actually driving that thing yet.

Ultra even showed me how to double clutch!