Drove my FR-S today, did not crash...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Homemade is always better....well almost always.

This was not only better it was spectacular. And that was cold so no doubt it was even more so when hot and fresh.


This is the stuff right here (although it could also be the bucket that Ultra forgot about in the hotel fridge).

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

Homemade is always better....well almost always.

Reminds me of the time, back-in-the-day, when I was stationed at Fort Knox, KY.

My wife (now ex) said were going to have southern fried chicken for supper. So, after a hard day of messing with tanks firing, I headed back to our apartment, very hungry, expecting the smell of fried chicken.

When I hit the door, there my wife sat, very upset and a whole raw chicken sat on the kitchen counter. I ask her why the chicken wasn't frying .... she said that when she bought the chicken, she thought it would have been cut up...but, it was whole and she didn't know how to cut up a chicken ......

I lost it ........ pulled out my bayonet and chopped the chicken into pieces .... and ordered her to cook it.

Yes, I had a hot temper, no, that wasn't nice of me .......


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Reminds me of the time, back-in-the-day, when I was stationed at Fort Knox, KY.

My wife (now ex) said were going to have southern fried chicken for supper. So, after a hard day of messing with tanks firing, I headed back to our apartment, very hungry, expecting the smell of fried chicken.

When I hit the door, there my wife sat, very upset and a whole raw chicken sat on the kitchen counter. I ask her why the chicken wasn't frying .... she said that when she bought the chicken, she thought it would have been cut up...but, it was whole and she didn't know how to cut up a chicken ......

I lost it ........ pulled out my bayonet and chopped the chicken into pieces .... and ordered her to cook it.

Yes, I had a hot temper, no, that wasn't nice of me .......


humfrz

Presume that was the ex wife?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Presume that was the ex wife?

Yep, that WAS the ex wife.

With the present wife ...... it would have gone something like this:

Well, big boy, why didn't YOU buy a chicken that already cut up.

Oh, and while YOU'RE cutting up (and telling me how you used to do it back on the farm) ....... here is a cast iron skillet, so that YOU can dip it in buttermilk and roll the pieces in flower and cook it in lard (assuming the YOU didn't forget the lard at the butcher shop) ........ so it's real greasy and crispy ....... JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER USED TO MAKE ......!

I'll be over here on the couch with my ipad ....... so, call me when the chicken is about done and I'll make my own salad ...... (plops down on couch).




humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

This was not only better it was spectacular. And that was cold so no doubt it was even more so when hot and fresh.

Well thank you. Cooking is a hobby. Here is one trick, you need a pressure fryer. Not a pressure cooker. This is the one I have. They haven't been made since the 80's, so can be hard to find a good one on ebay.

The other trick is knowing colonel Sanders formula.

I hope the maids ate Ultra's.

Oh yea, drove to work today, did not crash.

[spike021]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

This was not only better it was spectacular. And that was cold so no doubt it was even more so when hot and fresh.


This is the stuff right here (although it could also be the bucket that Ultra forgot about in the hotel fridge).

I'll just add that I was present at the changing of hands for this bucket of goodness and I could smell its deliciousness wafting through the air from 15 feet away.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by spike021

I'll just add that I was present at the changing of hands for this bucket of goodness and I could smell its deliciousness wafting through the air from 15 feet away.

Most famous buckets of chicken on a car forum EVER!

No cars were crashed when the exchange was made.

There was a security guard that was very interested in what we were up to though.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Most famous buckets of chicken on a car forum EVER!

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[Teseo]

Today i got a colonoscopy, drove back to my home by my self dizzy and sleepy. Did not crash and most important did no scrap the undertray. I will sleep all day, later will catch up threads

[KDad2]

Originally Posted by Teseo

Today i got a colonoscopy, drove back to my home by my self dizzy and sleepy. Did not crash and most important did no scrap the undertray. I will sleep all day, later will catch up threads

Brave man! Most important, seats and upholstery ok? I had my wife drive me home from my last one. Told her I don't care if you get a ticket for speeding or running a red light, because there would be shit all over the car if she didn't drive faster. Haahaaaaa

[Teseo]

Originally Posted by KDad2

Brave man! Most important, seats and upholstery ok? I had my wife drive me home from my last one. Told her I don't care if you get a ticket for speeding or running a red light, because there would be shit all over the car if she didn't drive faster. Haahaaaaa

I asked the doctor to stay for a while until farts vanished because maybe i could fart with "prize" on it. Drove like 5 miles

[humfrz]

The first one of those I had, I was awake the whole time ...... watched it on the monitor. It wasn't too bad till the Doc made a wrong turn and tried to drive that thing out through my side .... damn, that smarted .......

The others that I had, I made sure I was "OUT" .......


humfrz

[finch1750]

Drove in hail so hard it looked like the ground was covered in snow. And this is in CA where people can't drive in a drizzle.


Didn't crash

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Drove in hail so hard it looked like the ground was covered in snow. And this is in CA where people can't drive in a drizzle.


Didn't crash

I would have paid good money to see the reactions of most drivers there.