Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I'll take the one that is second from the left ........ for starters ......

Now, that picture reminds me of back-in-the-day when I spent two weeks at an Army Intelligence School in Oberammergau, Germany.

(YES - Army Intelligence ....... so no wise cracks ......)

One Saturday night me and my buddy went into town to party in a local beer fest tent. The beer I could handle but it was the shots of schnapps that got to me pretty bad.

It was a good thing that my buddy, named Ken, who was an attorney from Odessa, TX, had driven and he was a big guy ........ about the size of @Ultramaroon .

Because ........ after the lights dimmed in the beer tent ....... the next thing I remember (clearly at least) was waking up the next morning in my bunk.

I later discovered that you were supposed to take a shot of schnapps after each beer ........ NOT after each swallow of beer .......

THE END


humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Love the wrenches. I'll take the one in the middle.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Let's see now ........ where did I put those wrenches ......... ??







humfrz

. Where the hell did you get my picture?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Love the wrenches. I'll take the one in the middle.

Wrenches?
Oh... I misread.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Wrenches?
Oh... I misread.

Typo

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Typo

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4IUhBwEGLg"]Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench - YouTube[/ame]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Love the wrenches. I'll take the one in the middle.

Ya, I eyed that one ...... but, she reminds me too much of my first wife .....


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Wrenches?
Oh... I misread.

Are you mad because we did not see what you did there?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Are you mad because we did not see what you did there?

No. Not in the least.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

No. Not in the least.

I would've been. That's exactly how I pictured you typing your explanation of the joke.

"Goddammit"

type grumble type type

"I am NOT going to let this go to waste."

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I would've been. That's exactly how I pictured you typing your explanation of the joke.

"Goddammit"

type grumble type type

"I am NOT going to let this go to waste."

LOL I knew somebody would get it and that was good enough for me. The follow up was more in prep for the Foo Fighters than to force the wench thing.

[Sapphireho]

I hate gift bags. It's like, "I'm too f-ing lazy to wrap this gift for you."

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Ya, I eyed that one ...... but, she reminds me too much of my first wife .....


humfrz

Reminds me of my 4th wife.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

LOL I knew somebody would get it and that was good enough for me. The follow up was more in prep for the Foo Fighters than to force the wench thing.

I don't get it?