Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

But can he pay the right price so the evening will be nice?

He could, but he went and sent her on her way.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

She said, "I never seen a man, who looks so all alone
And could you use a little company?"...

Well, Spuds, are you going to tell the whole story all at once or are you just piece meal it ........

Before @Tcoat makes something dirty about a guy that picks up a girl on the highway, stops by the liquor store, gets a cheap motel room, where the sheets are still warm, and the swamp cooler is groaning, getting drunk and .......


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, Spuds, are you going to tell the whole story all at once or are you just piece meal it ........

Before @Tcoat makes something dirty about a guy that picks up a girl on the highway, stops by the liquor store, gets a cheap motel room, where the sheets are still warm, and the swamp cooler is groaning, getting drunk and .......


humfrz

Well, there ain't no rest for the wicked.

[humfrz]

YIKES! ....... my brain is overloaded with back-in-the-day stories ........ must refrain ...........


humfrz

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, Spuds, are you going to tell the whole story all at once or are you just piece meal it ........

Before @Tcoat makes something dirty about a guy that picks up a girl on the highway, stops by the liquor store, gets a cheap motel room, where the sheets are still warm, and the swamp cooler is groaning, getting drunk and .......


humfrz

Let's just say there was a cage and an elephant involved and call it a day.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Let's just say there was a cage and an elephant involved and call it a day.

Oh, OK........

(hell, I reckon my story about a stage, a fat lady and a donkey, down in Mexico would seem pale by comparison ...... )




humfrz

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, allow me to get you started ........

It was a hot afternoon in August when I saw the sign for Barstow and pulled off of I-15. I was just too damn sleepy to drive any further. I spotted this motel and it looked like they should have a vacancy. The woman in the office seemed friendly enough, almost too friendly ...............

OK, @Spuds , take er on from here ..........


humfrz

Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely face

Yep. it is just too bad that you can check out any time you want but you can never leave.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Yep. it is just too bad that you can check out any time you want but you can never leave.

........ what am I missing ........??


humfrz

[Clipdat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

........ what am I missing ........??


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[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

Be easy on the old guy, they probably never released it on a 78.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

[Leonardo]

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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

........ what am I missing ........??


humfrz

Well you aren't so old that the story shouldn't have been strangely familiar.


[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHje9w7Ev4U"]Eagles - Hotel California (666) - YouTube[/ame]


The other part of the story you can indeed be excused for not knowing.


[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKtsdZs9LJo"]Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked - YouTube[/ame]